Cristiano Ronaldo

a stupid footballer known for going to some dubass saudi team cause he got benched in not only mnu, but also in portugal LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
a man who also made the drastic meme known as suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, or as IshowSpeed says,
"Cristiano Ronaldo, SEWEY!" he is now a rival of messi

person1:Cristiano Ronaldo is the best
person2:No he isn't lol also you are such a nazi im gonna go make a hate speech on you in the defenition

by borisjohnsonisatorytwat January 29, 2023

Cristina

a fuckgirl who doesn't understand her damn feelings

Person 1 : Hey u know that girl Cristina ?
Person 2 : Yea that one major hoe

by Pretty_CrayCray_4_Sho February 16, 2017

Cristian

A guy with a voice that sounds like he has broncitus he has a hemroid he is forever alone.

Cristian is diseased.

by Pyromatics April 10, 2016

Cristina

Nugget

Little chicken nugget

Don’t be a Cristina

by Yennifer_Cruz December 6, 2019

Cristian

JERK and racist person

He is such a Cristian.

by ghyb April 3, 2017

Crista

A very atractive and sexy female. But yet very horney and or perverted.

Dude one: That girl over there, she's pretty hot.

Dude two: Ya, but she always making perverted jokes and talking about sucking dick.

Dude one: Oh, she must be named Crista.

by Hey tony! December 13, 2010

Iglesia Ni Cristo

founded by FYM in 1914, it is considered as the largest cult in the Philippines. INC loves to deliver chopped versions of Bible verses in order to deceive their members and listeners. Their Ministers are also called "Butchers" because of their technique of chopping off important and crucial passages from the Bible. INC refuses to join Bible Scholars in studying the Bible because they believe that they alone can interpret it eventhough they do not have their own translation and they're using different translations from Scholars whom they refuse to work with. Talk about irony.

I am an Iglesia Ni Cristo, hence, I am an Iglot and I worship inside an Iglotopian chapel.

by Google LLC, Inc. July 20, 2022