A Pearson who is so retarded they shit like a cricket and fuck dogs cause they from alabamer yee yee
I’m a dumb lil shit cricket and I fuck my cousins . Well bubba bend me over and call me a shit cricket
by Yee yee boi March 6, 2019
Get the Shit cricketmug. Used in the same manner as barking spider. When someone passes gas and there's no one else to blame, blame it on the Moose Crickets. Commonly used in Alaska.
John: "Oh maaaaan! Did you do that??"
Mark (embarassed): "No way! Must be moose crickets in the house!
Mark (embarassed): "No way! Must be moose crickets in the house!
by Glacier Princess May 3, 2008
Get the Moose Cricketsmug. Im going to make my girlfriend a jiminy cricket when she gets off work, she loves the mustache it leaves on her
by dick owens July 5, 2022
Get the jiminy cricketmug. a very very bad joke that nobody laughs at so the person who said it stands there looking like an idiot. it seems like crickets were just waiting to chirp for it.
stupid joker:knock knock!
me: who's there?
stupid joker: who!
me: um.. who who?
stupid joker: no silly owls say hoot!
me: oh my god. that was such a horrible joke. a definite cricket caller.
me: who's there?
stupid joker: who!
me: um.. who who?
stupid joker: no silly owls say hoot!
me: oh my god. that was such a horrible joke. a definite cricket caller.
by reneworleans January 15, 2009
Get the cricket callermug. Last night, I was about to get lucky with the chick next door, but when I got down there, I could practically hear the Beaver Crickets chirpin'...so I went home and chirped my bird instead.
Man, that ho gave me beaver crickets and now I can't stop the itch.
Man, that ho gave me beaver crickets and now I can't stop the itch.
by Ocean Recruiter February 25, 2011
Get the Beaver Cricketsmug. by Dr. Bowlegs March 27, 2019
Get the Lazy cricketmug. 