Fart cramps

Cramps that you get when you've been holding a fart in for too long and you just can't get anywhere safe to let it go.

*whispers to friend*

Jeff: dude those burritos really got to me and now I've got fart cramps...
Justin: just hold it in a little more, you can't fart in front of my gran.

by Graam Pri4 July 26, 2016

Flavor Cramps

the sensation you get when you eat something so sour/sweet that there is a tightening in the back of your jaw

The cherry flavoring in this drink is so strong that it's giving me flavor cramps.

by Scorchy Likes Tapioca May 14, 2018

Wank Cramp

A condition found among those who take part in excessively (read: legendarily) long bate sessions whereby the tendons in one's fingers seize up, causing pain and a limited range of movement for a not-insignificant amount of time.

A: What you get up to last night, dude?
B: Err, I had a little smoke... and then I was tugging for England, mate. Musta taken me at least 10 hours to shoot!
A: Dude, that's epic!
B: Yeh but now my cock's sore and I've got wank cramp ¬_¬
A: LOL!

by UnMythic September 19, 2021

Jim Cramer

Another name for a dingleberry.

Man, all these Jim Cramers stuck to my ass

by Ransarot July 16, 2022

Crevice Crammer

When someone (typically a male) is obsessed with ramming their penis into any remotely-looking hole they can find.

Ryan is such a Crevice Crammer to anything he can find!

by Rionox December 31, 2022

Throat Cramp

When you start to yawn when you're incredibly exhausted but your throat opens too wide and you start to feel like you're choking.

“I just yawned and almost caught a throat cramp.”

by thesilentdeadlychokeronair June 20, 2023

Finger love cramps

Caused by the incorrect form and/or technique when masturbating yourself or someone else.

Olly: Oii hero I'm full of finger love cramps today.
Marc: Oh damn, are you feeling lonely?!

by tordenist June 5, 2018