Crafe

A "Safe Crash" Otherwords, the driver in the car doesn't get hurt.

What the hell ! He cut me off !!! I hope you Crafe so you can't drive anymore. Asshole ..

by TheGreyLeg May 2, 2013

Crafty Butcher

Homosexual male.
I can't take credit for this one I read it in an English comic book Raz or something but I thought I should share.

Bill:See that guy?
Ted:Yeah?
Bill:Well I know he's a crafty butcher.
Ted:How's that go?
Bill:He likes his meat around the back.
Ted:Oh, He's lish?
Bill:C'mon, you didn't know?

by Kairan November 17, 2003

Crabtree'd

To get Crabtree'd is for a man to become infested with pubic crabs, to such an extant that his penis looks like a tree of pubic crabs, a "Crabtree."

Aside: This usually happens after an individual is too cheap to pay for a clean prostitute.

Man, my friend Bryan bought a $10 whore last night and was Crabtree'd bad.

by AngryDragonTear February 9, 2010

crafing

to cry and laugh at the same time.

dude, i was crafing so hard when that happened.

by dalruin April 7, 2011

crabtastic

Fantastic, with a hint of crablikeness. Often reflects a sarcastic edge to the fantasticality.

Suz and I went out and had a crabtastic time!

by wheresclairehuh November 13, 2005

crafty cunt

A dis-figured he-she who takes pride in getting paid for perpforming oral on green toothed, pigeon toed freaks.

Did you see that "crafty cunt" in the ally back there. WOW. Gross!

by deadbeatmom99 July 24, 2009

Crafty Masters

A cringy youtuber with little to no self esteem and makes below average videos to bots. It is advised to stay clear.

Yo you wanna watch some Crafty Masters, be careful though you could contract something.

by IKnowDude November 27, 2019