A band that somehow made the world's best deal with the devil - they can produce what sounds like three cats being strangled in a blender during World War II and somehow convince a legion of slavering fans that it constitutes music. Not only that, but it's somehow worth a five-goddamn-part masturbatory epic about two fucking fantasy characters that Claudio Sanchez probably thought up sometime in third grade and just never let go. Fuck that guy. He looks like a yeti and sings like Robert Plant without the tone, talent, and masculine voice.
Also, evidence that there is no just and loving God.
Also, evidence that there is no just and loving God.
- Hey, dude, just bought the new Coheed and Cambria album!
- What a coincidence. I am actually a sophisticated killing machine from the future, sent back to kill all trace of this apocalyptically bad music!
*shoots in head*
2. -I was praying the other day, and -
- Coheed and Cambria.
- THOU HAST FORSAKEN ME, O LORD! I RENOUNCE THY NAME!
- What a coincidence. I am actually a sophisticated killing machine from the future, sent back to kill all trace of this apocalyptically bad music!
*shoots in head*
2. -I was praying the other day, and -
- Coheed and Cambria.
- THOU HAST FORSAKEN ME, O LORD! I RENOUNCE THY NAME!
by Brian Stokes Mitchell April 14, 2006
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everyone says their sound is unmatched...
it WAS matched by RUSH in 1985
tries to make concepts albums like Pink Floyd but just ruins the whole thing
they should burn in hell
everyone says their sound is unmatched...
it WAS matched by RUSH in 1985
tries to make concepts albums like Pink Floyd but just ruins the whole thing
they should burn in hell
by Mark December 7, 2004
Get the Coheed and Cambria mug.Coheed and Cambria is a progressive rock band very similar to the band rush. They have released three concept albums all the same story told in different parts; they plan to release five parts in total. They have the potential to be a really good band.
The guitar and drums are all right on and could even be considered pretty good, but as soon as Claudio Sanchez starts singing I can't help but laugh my ass off. It sounds like someone took his balls and placed them in a giant metal clamp that has yet to be removed. That or he inhales helium before every song he sings. I just can't take them seriously with a voice like that.
Hopefully they'll get a lead singer soon who sound like an actual guy instead of a five year old girl on prozac, then I can finally start liking them.
The guitar and drums are all right on and could even be considered pretty good, but as soon as Claudio Sanchez starts singing I can't help but laugh my ass off. It sounds like someone took his balls and placed them in a giant metal clamp that has yet to be removed. That or he inhales helium before every song he sings. I just can't take them seriously with a voice like that.
Hopefully they'll get a lead singer soon who sound like an actual guy instead of a five year old girl on prozac, then I can finally start liking them.
Coheed and Cambria sound pretty awesome until Sanchez opens his mouth, then I can't even concentrate on the music cause I'm laughing too hard.
by pash July 16, 2008
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Usually has a generic first name.
Believe themselves to have musical talent but do not.
Often times has a drinking problem.
They are terrified of commitment and will run when you least expect it. Never trust a cowles. They will also disregaurd the fact that they have a child and are not afraid to date a married person. They have no moral obligation to anyone or anything. Care about no one but themselves but like to pretend that they are an outstanding friend, brother, son, father, etc...which is completely fase. Quick to lie about their feelings and almost anything else that will bennefit them in some way.
Usually has a generic first name.
Believe themselves to have musical talent but do not.
Often times has a drinking problem.
They are terrified of commitment and will run when you least expect it. Never trust a cowles. They will also disregaurd the fact that they have a child and are not afraid to date a married person. They have no moral obligation to anyone or anything. Care about no one but themselves but like to pretend that they are an outstanding friend, brother, son, father, etc...which is completely fase. Quick to lie about their feelings and almost anything else that will bennefit them in some way.
He said he was in college so his mother would pay for his car insurance but he dropped out 2 semesters ago.
He pulled a cowles.
He pulled a cowles.
by betyouknowthedate4410 January 14, 2011
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Get the Cowper mug.Some sort of emo/hair metal/prog rock hellish trifecta of pain that has managed to gather many loyal fans, they are led by a castrato singer with a really fucking high voice that turns a lot of people off while at the same time mesmerizes Geddy Lee fans.
Also, they release concept albums that would make Pete Townshend want to dig his own grave so he may spin in it. Did I mention the part where the band is overhyped?
Also, they release concept albums that would make Pete Townshend want to dig his own grave so he may spin in it. Did I mention the part where the band is overhyped?
by KVENNE September 15, 2006
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