Corporate Bastard

An expression for a person working for a big company who has no say in what he does in his job only in how he does it. But since he works for a big company and has people working under him he acts like he achieved something in life and is generally a dickhead. Possibly driving a Q7

I had to suck this corporate bastard in his Q7 to be able to use the printer

by ThaSickUcker February 8, 2018

corporate toxicity syndrome

Corporate Toxicity Syndrome (CTS), is a syndrome created by chronic exposure or ingestion of corporate products, including pharmaceuticals, foods with low or no nutritional value (soda, ice cream, pizza and burgers for example), fluoridated water, street drugs and alcoholic beverages, combined with the absence of nutrition via nutritional foods, vitamins, minerals and other essentials. Presents as one who is obese, high blood pressure, trouble sleeping, musculoskeletal disorders, trouble thinking & various other health issues such as diabetes and cancer. Chronic food poisoning combined with malnutrition.

“In looking at the consumers that frequent standard “Grocery” stores, Super-Stores, convenience stores, and exemplified by the photographs of those that frequent one of America’s largest superstore, one can plainly see that this group suffers from Corporate Toxicity Syndrome, or CTS, as they are fat, sick, and nearly dead from eating toxins and never having nutrition.”

by Greg M. Houck June 5, 2018

Corporate Coffee Drinker

Corporate employee who has a coffee cup permanently attached to their hand and walks around socializing and pretending to work. Position unknown. Dresses sharply, makes a ton of money but doesn't produce. Likable.

Cynthia is wearing her Manolos today. Bitch is a lucky corporate coffee drinker.

by deadlyneedle October 4, 2018

corporate dinosaur

Corporate Dinosaurs are someone who in their career have worked their way to the top, not evolving in their field. They know the system by heart, and know how to work their way around it. They most often work in bigger organizations where they contributes as a leader or boss. These individuals might know their field pretty well, but won’t know how to be a leader, or how to expannd beyond their field.

Just as a dinosaur, they are not adaptable, and won’t survive innovation - which is why they most often will try to avoid it. They won’t enjoy major changes that will jepordize their very comfortable position.

My boss is such a Corporate Dinosaur, he sits in his office all day and doesn't do shit

by yupyeah May 20, 2019

Corporate Illiteracy

The inability to read emails or follow directions within a corporate setting.

Did anyone even read the meeting invite notes or one of the many follow up emails I sent to come prepared to answer questions? Wow, corporate Illiteracy rates are high this week.

by Dokki June 12, 2020

corporeality

Measurement by one's body.

Corporeality is measurement by one's body, in contrast to measurement by one's mind in rationalism.

by sandraxine October 2, 2020

Corporate Nun

A woman who voluntarily gave up the plan of getting married and having kids in order to succeed in her job or career.

Lady 1: I spent my all my 30s studying and working hard to become the chief of this department. I call it my baby.
Lady 2: So you became a corporate nun...

by Lilithian October 8, 2020