Coach Marks

When an angry ginger who hates his life screams at you for his failures at coaching and at life.

Wow my coach is a real Coach Marks!

by Coach Marks Hater October 20, 2012

coach sneeze

When someone plugs one nostril & blows hard. Phlegm is then ejected, at high speed, from the other nostril.

"you're outside, you don't have a tissue: Just do a coach sneeze."

"eww, did you see that? He just did a coach sneeze!"

by Triptakers December 18, 2012

coach cartering

A verb used to define the act of deep contemplation while listening to Citizen Cope and playing with a basketball alone in a highschool gymnasium

Guy 1: "Dude, have you seen Mike lately?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, I hear he's been coach cartering a lot"

Guy 1: "Damn..."

by jipuktuk June 1, 2013

Coach mario

A cheerleading coach who thinks he's hilarious

That's a coach Mario joke

by Morganr19 September 21, 2016

coach stockton

Sensei that will chop throats if has been wronged by his students.

coach Stockton: get to work boy before you get throat chopped.
student: yes , coach stockton

by eagles15 June 14, 2016

Coach Ivan Bunakov

The man who kills you during the morning and making you do VO2 Max .

He is nice and funny but scary and dangerous in side

" Crap Coach Ivan Bunakov is going to kill us "

" Yeah I know "

by Pooooppp March 6, 2017

cochella af

Stoned or high on marijuana

Wow that guys cochella af

by Idgaffyfnb April 2, 2017