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coffee and eggs for two

A ridiculous mandatory procedure passed down from management or another department which only serves to slow down communication or production.

Derived from an episode of Danger Man/ Secret Agent starring Patrick McGoohan in which two spies meet at a cafe and are forced to use the code phrases, "What'll we have, coffee and eggs for two?" with the response "Why not make it scrambled?" in spite of the fact that they know each other.

It is also sometimes shortened to "servings of coffee and eggs" if more than one procedure appears at a time.
I was late to the meeting because my report was stuck in coffee and eggs for two.
by Jen Minola July 31, 2005
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coffee and tea

Used to describe unnecessarily over-complicating something, a situation where the simpler option would have been much more effective.
The term came about thanks to one man named Chris Smith, who is the undisputed king of this.
"You've really coffee and tea'd that project"
"Why do you have to coffee and tea everything?"
by gh7901 June 11, 2006
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coffee jizz

The foam that sticks to your upper lip and nose after drinking coffee with foam out of an open topped cup or mug.
dude, can you grab me a napkin so I can wipe this coffee jizz of my lip?
by Zmobie December 12, 2008
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Coffee

A sacred substance used to awaken half of the U.S. population, especially before one must leave to go to his or her job in the morning. Some do not properly function until they have had their coffee in the a.m. hours of the day.
Gomer: Hey Earl, how you doin?
Earl: *Groan* Ehhhhhhhhh. Drink need coffee yet.
Gomer: Well put, Earl. Well put.
by Beat Master Skizzy Wizzy June 12, 2010
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listerine coffee

The heavy dose of Listerine that some hapless drunks must indulge before going to work in order to cover up the distillery odour they carry from drinking all night.
Poor Patrick thought his Listerine coffee would cover up his showing up to work plastered at 9:45 a.m., but his listlessness and red eyes gave him away.
by Circushead July 10, 2006
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Meet for coffee

Meet for coffee, then sex
Meet for coffee: Meet me for coffee? Or just straight to sex?
by magool October 9, 2014
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Hot Coffee

What you yell when you wish folks to move out of the way. The origin is that you were carrying hot coffee and one should move out of the way if one does not wish to be burned. Frequently used even if there is nothing hot nor coffee involved.
"Hot Coffee! Coming through."
by mice September 14, 2005
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