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Coastal Retards

Stereotypical coastal residents, mostly Californians, that think where they live is the best. They trash on and stereotype other regions of the US, particularly the Midwest.
Coastal Resident: "I hate the Midwest, it's so boring and flat and there's nothing to do!"

Intelligent human: "Perhaps actually go to those places and get off the interstate instead of trashing on a place Hollywood told you is horrible?"

Coastal Resident: "Fuck off, flatlander!"

Intelligent Human: "Sorry for offending you. I know you Coastal Retards are too used to excitement to come to you instead of you actually trying to look for it."
by CybermanFordStrikesBack June 28, 2018
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Scrotum Coaster

"Bro, Sheila is marriage material. She totally buffed my scrotum coaster last night."
by bradbthelbst February 6, 2008
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Blower Coaster

To receive a blow job while riding a roller coaster
"Hey lawanda, wanna do a blower coaster?"
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Coastal Postal

While on vacation at the beach, a random hookup which consist of at least a blowjob.
Ivy got a little Coastal Postal while on vacation.
by MountAiryXC October 17, 2010
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strata coaster

A roller coatser that is over 400 feet high
by Jimbob January 9, 2005
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the coaster

Snorting a mixed line of oxycontin and cocaine, that you setup before you passed out, as soon as you wake up in the morning.
Me: Hey you seem pretty relaxed this morning
You: Yeaaaaaah brah, I woke up and rode the coaster this morning.
Me: I think your nose is bleeding....
You: Riiiiiiiiight on.
by Knoxycontin June 6, 2010
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West Coast Handjob

When a female provides a male sexual pleasure with her hand(s), using sunscreen as lube, until he has an ejaculatory orgasm. Using his semen, the male makes a mixture of semen and sunscreen, and rubs it on the desired area of his female partner. Then they go tan.
Damn, Asari gave me the best west coast handjob. She definitely didn't get burnt!
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