Poon Chops

when a girls pubic hair gets so out of control it extends from her crotch down her upper thighs. Typically happens to girls who lack sexual activity, which can lead to a terrifying experience for both her and the poor guy/girl hooking up with her.

Derived from "chops", which men typically grown on their faces. Also known as extended side burns.

I went to hook up with this girl last night, but couldn't do it! She had SERIOUS poon chops!

Oh my God! I got way to drunk last night and hooked up with this guy, TOTALLY forgetting about my out of control poon chops!

by M@llor! and $h@n@ December 7, 2010

Chop the Fish

When you karate chop a pussy with your dick

"Yo Jimmy you Chop the Fish last night?"
"yeah dude, smooth as butter"

by Trowski2 August 31, 2016

pussy chops

Instead of a woman shaving everything except a landing strip, a woman shaves just a landing strip and leaves everything else...giving her pussy, chops.

This bitch was a Hardcore Biker, she even had those pussy chops!

by Chop'r June 8, 2010

Chopping parsley

Eatting pussy

Steps for sex:

1. Kissing
2. Touching
3. Chopping parsley
4. Insertion

After we kissed, I slid her pants off and began chopping her parsley

by MJBL January 10, 2012

Cotton Chops

Extreme dry mouth that follows smoking marijuana.

"That blunt just gave me the worst cotton chops I have had in a while, we need to get some water"

by old man withers August 18, 2006

Mole Chop

A combination made up of 1/3 tobacco (whatever you prefer) and 2/3 weed that is pulled through a slide all at once. Enjoy.

Let's mole chop about it!

by squad27 September 23, 2013

On the chopping block

A person who's on the chopping block is in danger of losing their job or getting into serious trouble. A project that's on the chopping block is likely to be terminated.

Matt really put his head on the chopping block when he started

spending all the money that doesn't belonged to him.

by Morphius13 July 13, 2016