Dicking in Chicago

When at approximately 22:45pm you pull your trousers down and show your dick to Chicago!

Hey Tyler you fuck, I might go dicking in Chicago tomorrow

by Your own Nan April 26, 2017

chicago eye

Male or female. One of the individuals eyes always looks towards Chicago no matter where they are located.

That chick I had a date with was really hot but her Chicago eye turned me off. (Crosseyed)

by Tug Boat November 22, 2014

Chicago Ridge

A town right next to Oak Lawn, in Cook County, with Arabs, Blacks, White Trash, and Normal Whites. The Arabs live on the north-east side of the train tracks all the way from 105th to 103rd in the apartments. Across the street from Chicago Ridge is Dunkin Donuts on 103rd and Central which is where most the Arabs from 99th-111th (exception some 96th) street hang out with the exception of a few whites and mexicans. Dunkin Donuts is the main hangout area of the 103rds. 95s also say they claim this area but really dont.

From 111th-106th between Ridgeland and Central is mainly where the Normal whites/white trash live. Closer to the mall and train tracks you find white trash who just sit and smoke weed all day by jumps. The blacks live in the area on the west side of Ridgeland in the apartments.

Did you hear the Arab vs Black beef in Chicago Ridge?

Yes I did.

by mikehuntx December 6, 2019

chicago tribune

a place where they dont awnser calls or really care about there bussniess so when you call them want to get a job tell you call you back in two hours. Never return peopls calls sometimes they just hang up on you.

the chicago tribune ignore my calls

by BobTheGuy22 December 22, 2018

Diet Chicago

A place where there is no crime and has a very trustworthy population.

Living in Diet Chicago is such a paradise.

by bonelesspizza April 5, 2017

Chicago Unicorn

The art of having a threesome with one woman and two men. The woman is in doggy position while a man takes her from behind and the other man is pressing his dick against her forehead while she simultaneously licks his balls. The end result should be mass amounts of semen in her hair and on her back.

Guy 1: Dude, last night was great. Me and my girl finally did the Chicago Unicorn

Guy 2: No way! How did it feel?

Guy 1: It was magical.

by tombrady2k15 April 8, 2016

Old Chicago

a song commonly song by rugby players when they are intoxicated. at first every in the bar seems to think its cool that they all know it and sing it so well. then people start to get pissed off but don't say anything because they don't want to get there ass kicked by a bunch of heavily intoxicated rugby players. its vey easy to learn the group sings a part and then one person tells a story about a girl coming looking for a common sore item followed by a sexual reference

the song old Chicago goes
i used to work in Chicago at an old department story, i used to work in Chicago i don't work there any more! (group)
one day a woman came in looking for a cake! (one player)
a cake? from the store! (group)
a cake she wanted a cream pie she got! (same player)
I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago i don't work there any more!
one day a woman came in to the store looking for a ruler! (new player)
a ruler? form the store! (group)
a ruler she wanted my 12 inches she got! (same new player)
i used to work in Chicago at and old department store! i used to work in Chicago i don't work there any more!

ass hole in a bar: god these guys come in every saturday, get really fucked up, start singing and take home all of the girls!
rugger hugger: yeah but there so hot!

by Rocheman4280 April 22, 2013