Cardian Angel

like: Guardian Angel. Is the car driving infront of you in bad weather that helps you stay on the road and find your way safely.

It was snowing so hard, I could not see the road, but I followed my Cardian Angel safely to a truck stop.

by kevinjanko January 26, 2010

Cardboard Rule

Rules governing sexual behavior, which start out with good intentions, but when the rule-maker becomes wet said rules fall to pieces, much like cardboard.

I had a cardboard rule about not fucking strangers but when Jeremy went down on me, it totally fell apart.

by MrWigglesIII May 29, 2010

cardboard shorts

shorts worn at posnack high school as part of their uniform

these shorts are made of cardboard or sumthin. yea thats why theyre cardboard shorts!

by hardbutt October 7, 2010

Cardihoe

Hot bitches on treadmills at the gym, nice ass and titties bouncing. Almost always in black spandex workout pants just so you can see every curve as they run.

Man check out the cardihoe over there.

by xDaveyxDarkox November 5, 2011

Cardinal Crabs

An STD you get from priests.

Every time I was an alter boy, I somehow ended up getting cardinal crabs.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

Cardboard Vineyard

Any wine that comes in a box.

Tonight we have many selections from the Cardboard Vineyard aka Box Wine

by RC737 May 10, 2019

Cardboard Smile

To act like everything is fine and that you are happy, however, you're actually depressed.

My parents think that I am the happiest son they have, but I actually just put on a Cardboard Smile whenever I see them.

by TheMightyBibble April 20, 2019