Callum is Callum with blue balls.
by MaddieTheSexyMf October 3, 2021
Get the Callummug. by Saggypumpum August 31, 2019
Get the Callum Singletonmug. Oh! Callum! I'm lovin' it!
by Soap dropper, drop the soap April 22, 2022
Get the Callummug. by CollieNumberOneShipper October 27, 2018
Get the Callum and holliemug. Callum you so smart
by Luke mattww February 3, 2021
Get the Callummug. Callum Mckno is a lanky kid, a twat (cacia) and many more things. He apparently likes (probably loves) Pheobe Cullum and watch out cause he is a horny kid (abbie)people could call him a "bad kid" but all he does is skip lessons. <May be a player> I'm guessing he's not good at football because hes always getting injured during it.
If you get to know him he's actually really nice but a dickhead and annoying to start.
If you get to know him he's actually really nice but a dickhead and annoying to start.
friend 1: hey Callum
callum: whats up?
girl 1: he's actually nice to you
friend 1 : yeah Callum Mckno and i are friends.
callum: whats up?
girl 1: he's actually nice to you
friend 1 : yeah Callum Mckno and i are friends.
by matthew arnold year 9 May 7, 2019
Get the Callum Mcknomug. Callum drunk is an extremely high level of intoxication where many people would have stopped drink before they got to it.
people who get Callum drunk tend to do many unintelligent things such as (but not limited to):
downing half a pint of Malibu
making a sex tape
attempting to jump of any and every bridge in a 3 mile radius
confessing their love for anyone called Holly
breaking up with girls because they kissed another girl
quick trips to the hospital
having a threesome
being pick up by their mum only to get dropped in the drive way
sleep on a trampoline
and most importantly pissing them self's
Someone that gets Callum drunk often does not survive past the age of 17 because they either die of alcohol poisoning, bridge jumping or their mum has finally gotten sick of them
people who get Callum drunk tend to do many unintelligent things such as (but not limited to):
downing half a pint of Malibu
making a sex tape
attempting to jump of any and every bridge in a 3 mile radius
confessing their love for anyone called Holly
breaking up with girls because they kissed another girl
quick trips to the hospital
having a threesome
being pick up by their mum only to get dropped in the drive way
sleep on a trampoline
and most importantly pissing them self's
Someone that gets Callum drunk often does not survive past the age of 17 because they either die of alcohol poisoning, bridge jumping or their mum has finally gotten sick of them
'Hey Sean did you hear about Callum at the party last night?'
'No I wasn't there what happened?'
'He got Callum Drunk and went to hospital'
'Oh god is he okay?'
'yeah hes fine he just got up the next morning and went to the cafe'
'No I wasn't there what happened?'
'He got Callum Drunk and went to hospital'
'Oh god is he okay?'
'yeah hes fine he just got up the next morning and went to the cafe'
by little pp man April 17, 2020
Get the Callum Drunkmug.