Cum

Modern abbreviation for the word cucumber (Cucumis sativus), a vegetable belonging to the Cucurbitaceae family and indigenous to the South Eastern hemisphere.

Hey bro, you want my cum?

by cucumbersucumber11 April 3, 2018

Cummings

(noun) a term describing a mess, shambles or right balls-up, generally as a result of someone thinking they are more clever than they really are.

"Sorry about that - I made a complete cummings of my parallel parking."
"He's made a right cummings of that Eton Mess: it's got bits of flob and hair in it."

by Rusty Chuffhunter September 5, 2019

Cum

haha lol man juice

ooohw i cum

by OOOHicumpoop April 14, 2020

Cum

Magic love juice made by the male genatils

Son- Dad there is sticky on my dicky!
Dad- That is cum

by cum in he April 2, 2021

Cum

A liquid substance that hold sperm. It is created when you masturbate,have sex,or when you're sexually aroused. You usually start cumming at the age of 14 to 17.

When I cummed I make the wall white

by Thatoneguywhosucksatdancing February 12, 2020

Cum

White stuff that comes out of a male's dick when he's horny

I'm gonna fucking cum~

by •animemilk• August 28, 2021

Cum

A white goo that comes out of a mans penis when having sex or is in a condom if you are using protection cum has sperms in it

I cumed on the wall

by Logan Everett November 4, 2019