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coalson

The last name for a pervy little man, but is still loved by his little slut.
Little Slut- Daddy's last name is Coalson
by ???!!?!?!?! September 15, 2017
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Coalish

Following George W. Bush wherever he may take us without questioning his morality, motivation or judgement.
As our government coalish, sending more and more troops into Iraq.
by Phoebe May 13, 2005
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Coalgasm

The small orgasm that you get when you play minecraft and you find a shit-load of coal.say if you find a 20x20 wall and it is covered with coal. Also can be used with lavagasm, goldasm, and irongasm.
Person 1 " hey, if you find any co....coal? COAL???? COALLLL!!!

Person 2 "hey are you alright?"

Person 1 "yea, i just had a major coalgasm.
by MittenKit March 14, 2011
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Coalgasm

A commonly used term, describing the reaction to a large amount of coal in minecraft. It can be scaled to the feeling of an orgasm, an experience only felt from seeing coal.
Person 1: Dude, look at all the coal!
Person 2: Oh.. oh god... COALGASM!!!!
by MCCoalgasmr March 30, 2011
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coaltan

Is a complete asshole no manners and no respect for women or men. He Jacks off to old men have sex or porn he is the one who will stalk you if you won't have sex with him.
Did you see that coaltan?

Nobody wants to be coaltan!

Stop being a coaltan and just do ii
by truthless January 27, 2015
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coalminers son

When you shove a shovel up someone asshole.
Hey Sam you want me to coalminers son you?
by Long black cock May 14, 2016
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coallateral

Black sooty anthracite-chunks dat you let someone retain as a "promissory note" in case you are unable to pay back a loan dat he gave you; da understanding is dat he can burn said heating-fuel in his own furnace if you default on said loan.
In da infamous tale of da pet monkey whose snarky-faced shenanigans caused irate rail-workers in passing trains to throw lumps of coal at him (and thus unwittingly provide da monkey's owner with free heating-fuel), da railroad-company was understandably upset dat dey were loosing considerable amounts of their good locomotive-fuel from this "coallateral damage".
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
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