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Clam Jam

If you're familiar with the term "Cock Block," you know that it means one dude messed up another dude's game with the ladies. Well, this happens to girls too. And we (most of us) don't have cocks.

If you've ever been obviously checking out a guy and then your friend decides to "claim" him by walking up to him and touching his polo shirt and exclaiming, "I'm soooo drunk right now omg!"- you've been clam jammed.

If you've ever been hitting it off with a guy and then you tell him his pong game is weak, you've been clam jammed.. by yourself, I might add.
by KateSauce February 21, 2008
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clammy bass

asshole,bitch, an fuck/ugly whore put together
nick: hey whats up?
Hanner: your a clammy bass.
nick: dude wth.
by jknbhgvfhj March 7, 2009
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clammy mouth

1. A term for having spunk in ypur mouth. Often used to describe people post sex
2. A way of describing someone sucking up to someone else, suggesting that their friendship is so close that have clammy mouths
1. I gave that girl a real good clammy mouth last night

2. A. Look at those over there!
B. They are verbally bumming each other
A. Yeah, they are a right pair of clammy mouths
by ibudgie July 27, 2009
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Helmet Clamming

“During aggressive fellatio, the act of hawking a loogie above average in size onto the head of a shiny erect penis.”
Even though I have a stacked todo list, I may not be able to get to everything because I’m supposed to go helmet clamming at 3 pm
by Hairy Callahand June 20, 2023
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Clam Clasher

A woman who has sex with another woman by rubbing their vagina's together
She wouldn't have sex with me so she must have been a clam clasher
by NSP81 April 27, 2007
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Clam Hammock

dude look at that clam hammock

eww i see seepage
by penisy December 5, 2009
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Clam Bowl

The female version of a fruit bowl. A fruit bowl is accomplished when a male tucks his genitalia between his legs and moons on onlooker. The female version is easier to pull off because it requires no tucking, but is not veiwed as an insult.
Man 1: Did that chick in that passing car just moon us?
Man 2: Her pants were all the way down, that was a full on clam bowl.
by I got you back September 22, 2011
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