clutch gorilla

The sound people make during a close call.
Example; During a tied sports/video-game match when someone makes a close play.

"OHH OHH OHH OHHHHH OH!"

Sounds like Gorilla/Primate communication.

John was squealing like a clutch gorilla as he completed the final flag capture for his team with only 4 seconds left on the clock.

by BonerSunday August 29, 2014

clutchplayoffstats

When someone shits the bed during playoffs

Clutch went 17-41 on solar hatdpoint that's some Clutchplayoffstats

by Clutchplayoffstats November 24, 2015

clutpo

One of those chicks with too much metal on her face.

This clutpo snagged some pubes when she gave me a beej last night.

by floj December 2, 2015

clutch minute

The very last minute you have to clutch and get to the bathroom before you cannot hold out any longer and shit your pants.

Guy 1: I entered the clutch minute yesterday luckily I got to the bathroom in time
Guy 2: I entered the clutch minute a couple years ago I didn't make it to the bathroom...

by Jorisim December 9, 2015

clutterfull

Adj. A person who tends to have collection of things lying about in an untidy state.

Susan was clutterfull at work today.

by Purplehaze03 January 13, 2016

clutter fucked

When an important email gets put in your Clutter folder by mistake.

I never saw that email because I got Clutter Fucked

by Mon-grel February 1, 2017

clutterclit

Condition in which the clitoral region becomes swollen due to buildup beneath the clitoral hood.

I went to fingerbang her but stopped when I saw a raging case of the clutterclit.

by BossSnake February 16, 2017