Bludge

Consuming excessive amounts of chocolate and watching movies all day despite knowing there is a hell of a lot of work to be done. Bludging can often be in conjunction with relationhip issues, especially for Females - we all know its true.

I have so much work to do, lets bludge. Where's the chocolate?

by Minuit May 10, 2009

belly bulge

fat person with a belly bulge that says "yo dats my cheese steak."

BB:"wheres the cream filling"

by BB January 11, 2004

budget

some one who wants more than what he paid for; a cheapskate

No wonder she call you a budget. You always lookin' to get something extra.

by Mandingoe May 26, 2004

bludge

to beat or hit
to strike someone with high intensity

i will bludge you over the head

by schro October 15, 2006

bulger's crystals

when your balls are bulging out of your pants.
a play on words with 'folger's crystals'

dude's got some serious bulger's crystals goin on!

by gd December 31, 2004

budgeted

To be affected by a bad set of circumstance, the acuteness of which is so severe as to be admissible as proof that an unseen, omnipresent or higher power is the cause.

Luck that is so bad it’s like god is picking on you.

This word is loosely related to budget, in the context of "something of poor quality".

Andy: ”I was shopping and I saw a parking attendant putting a ticket on my car. I ran out to stop him only to slip and fall, breaking my spine. A five-year-old-child then vomited on me."

Joe: "Budgeted.”

”I get all the FUCKING way through the level, right to the end boss, get him down to half his health and then I just get budgeted. Every FUCKING time.”

by SlapOutCity December 13, 2008

draining the bildge water

A polite term to mean "taking a piss"

I've got to leak the bildge water so bad! or Sorry I'm late I was draining the bildge water.

by Erik Schnelle December 28, 2007