Fuck-buffer

A person who acts as an intermediary in group sex. allowing a person to to be in a sexual act with another person without being in physical contact with them.

"I slept with Karen last night!"
"Dude, isn't she a lesbian?"
"I used Jessica as a fuck-buffer."

"I heard you were at Mike's orgy last night. Doesn't he have the clap?"
"Yeah, but I used Lillith as a fuck-buffer so it's all good"

by DJBarenJuden August 31, 2012

Buffering

buffering is foreplay of the anus making it loose enough to insert your penis in without the use of lubrication.

fred was buffering mary as she chose dry for that evening and he did not want to cause her harm.

by beardocaravaner April 16, 2009

crack buffet

dumpster dining in the ghetto

shit, bobby is on the crack buffet again.

by jr December 11, 2004

buffer

A machine that is used with wax to restore a vehicles paint.

Get the buffer so we can finish waxing these cars bitch.

by Mike June 8, 2004

Ringworm Buffet

analingus

She's so sweet, I'd give her the Ringworm Buffet.

by Al Morrowfield May 27, 2003

Alligator Buffet

When you are receiving oral sex on your penis, when a waitress holding a tray of hot coffee walks by. Upon witnessing this act, she spills the coffee all over the floor, then a Mexican cleaning guy runs in naked and dumps a can of Hawaiin Punch all over her face.

Parke: Fuck Grace! That dome would've been sweet if it wasn't for the Alligator Buffet
Grace: At least you didn't get Hawaiin Punch all over your tits.

by The janitor69 December 11, 2011

wee wee buffet

A party which consists mostly of males... So everyone begins to call random hoes over (see phone book pimpin)

Dude 1: Man, this party sucks. Its a fuckin wee wee buffet up in here.

Dude 2: Yeah man. Call Candice... tell here we got "all she can eat."

by Bob1 July 24, 2008