Breakfast at Tiffany’s 

The act of eating the male sperm from a vagina left after intercourse.

It’s ok, I had Breakfast at Tiffany’s this morning with the wife.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s by Drippydick June 26, 2018

Breakfast of the Champions 

The act of eating cereal with milk out of someones asshole

While doing Breakfast of the Champions, one should never use coco pebbles

Breakfast of the Champions by Eatyourwheaties October 7, 2018

Breakfast Club 

Verb: being put into a situation with strangers, but you quickly bond and feel comfortable with one another. Despite this, you do not associate after this experience.

“Oh I know him. We breakfast clubbed a while ago.”

Breakfast Club by Bobo Chino January 14, 2019

breakfast shirt 

A shirt of any kind that has a food stain on the front side. Typically on the chest area.

Everyone at Wal-Mart was wearing their tweety bird breakfast shirt!!

breakfast shirt by JCutts March 22, 2019

Breakfast of Champions 

That thing your dad says.

Boy, this sure is quite the breakfast your mother cooked us— a regular breakfast of champions.

Breakfast of Champions by SomeDude22 April 27, 2019

Breakfast Dick 

The hard-on you wake up to, aka morning wood.

Today i woke up for my job interview... but I couldn’t leave the house until I got rid of my breakfast dick.

Breakfast Dick by Candyokid September 2, 2019

Breakfast in Bed

The act of ejaculating on your partner then adding granola and berries to make a "yogurt parfait."

Yesterday my husband Ian gave me a Breakfast in Bed after sex.

Breakfast in Bed by Jammin_Salmon October 10, 2019