The Bleach Incident

On January 31st, 2024, the feast day of St. John Bosco, an incident in which a student pretended to drink bleach and spilled some on his skin and shirt occured. His friends were absolutely flabbergasted and told him to go to the nurse's office immediately, as he might get a bleach rash. The student was quickly taken home, and forced to write a letter of apology to his teacher.

"Dude, did you hear about The Bleach Incident?"

by BleachIncidentKid January 31, 2024

digital bleach

Digital bleach is somthing the internet needs because the shit you find online needs to be stoped.

“IT'S THE FUCKIN' INTERNET 😂😂😂”
“WE NEED TO GET DIGITAL BLEACH”

by Saranghae Min Yoongi May 6, 2018

bleach

My favorite drink for watching cringey musicallys

Girl: OMG have you seen JACOB SARTORIUS new musically??
Me: My bleach bottle is empty. I'll buy another one, be right back!

by Bleach Drinker March 11, 2017

Bleach

Noun - If you hate talking to a person so much, that when you do you want to drink bleach.

Man Rachel is so annoying, she is definitely a bleach

by Therealburgers June 10, 2016

slow bleach

When racist new management comes in and decides to subversively eliminate all POC under the guise of “meeting the current and future needs” of the cOrPoRaTiOn.

“These new leaders tryna slow bleach. It’s a shame that they don’t value diversity of thought and experience.”

by Dag roll 86 June 18, 2024

South Bleach

The tacky yellowish-green hair color that women who spend way too much time on South Beach get.

Honey, you need to go to the salon because you are starting to get that gangrene South Bleach look going on.

by poppilopo June 11, 2009

bleach blonde butch body

aka Marjorie Taylor Greene body

"I'm just curious, just to better understand your ruling. If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blonde butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?

by cogncierge May 18, 2024