Bladder gravity

The force that causes you to instantly have to pee when you are out drinking with friends. Usually inconveniently timed.

OMG - I got up to get another tequila shot and I got a bad case of bladder gravity!

by Bethany Joyful May 10, 2016

Bladder triggered

when you have to pee, so everything triggers you

Sorry I was so rude in 4th period I was bladder triggered

by dabdaddy1995 April 27, 2017

Blundercunt

An annoying fat prick who thinks racism on social media is acceptable and receives a barrage of top quality banter from everyone who sees it.

That blundercunt needs to get back on the black horse

by _djt September 4, 2017

bladdergut

Someone who drinks a lot. Not only alcohol, but water /soft drinks too.
A Bladdergut has a huge need for liquids.
Bladdergut children are always at the drinking fountains or thirstily draining bottles of lemonade on camping holidays without sharing or saving drink for their siblings.

James is such a bladdergut....he guzzled all the lemonade and saved none for us, selfish git.
Watch Nick...he is a bit of a bladdergut, he will want to use your loo and will pee on the seat.
Catherine is a thirsty kid...a bladdergut, has to have a drink with meals or can't eat.

by Oakbark September 2, 2018

Blaner

A Blaner has many meanings, it can mean you eat old bags of spaghetti. It could mean you fart in lunchboxes that aren't yours. But above all else it means that you enjoy frolicking in the sun with your pet piglets; i mean yea they can be a handful and make a mess sometimes but they're just a bunch of little piggies right?

dude i bet that guy is a total blaner

by Doback February 19, 2019

blonderella and the 7 mistakes

Blonderella, a term used to define a short blonde female chihuahua. Also called Blondielocks.

Blonderella and the 7 mistakes. Go do the dishes.

by 74louise74 June 12, 2019

Blender Fluid

Any type of frozen drink or smoothie concoction

Sally admitted she was a blender fluid girl in her preference of drinks

by sheila in the car June 13, 2019