bamm

Exclamation used after witnessing or preforming a burn

Person 1: Your mom stinks worse than my gym socks...
Person 2: BAMMMMMMMMM

by erOhead July 23, 2003

Blam

A word that can describe/ illustrate anything.

"Bro, she's totally down for some blammin"

"My eyes are red, can you pass the eye blammers?"

"Yeah, last night, I totally tongue blammed my girlfriend's pooper"

by BlammerSupporter August 26, 2014

BAMM

Beat Ass Mullet Mom: is a woman in her early 30's to mid 40's who has a mullet hairstyle and looks as if she's been on meth for the last several years. They are often found in all areas of Wal-mart on any given weekend day with several dirty ill-behaved children in tow. Any of these children being female and over the age of 13 is most likely pregnant.

Jeff: I saw those daisy dukes from behind in the freezer section and went in for a closer look and... BAMM!

Rod: Whatayamean BAMM?

Jeff: Beat Ass Mullet Mom. Man was she rough looking.

by Mutt Weiler August 12, 2010

blamdon

a word you think up when your completly hung up on someone

person#1:Oh my god, blamdon
person#2:what the heck did you just say
person#1:i dont know i love you

by barkmania January 14, 2006

blame-duck resident

A late second term occupant of the White House that has caused nothing but chaos and consternation with his incompetency and abuse of power, and arrogantly ducks blame for the dire consequences of his corruption, much like water flowing off a duck's back.

"How much longer til this blame-duck resident is out of office?"

by bogotabro August 5, 2007

blameology

when a person apologizes to another, but is really just blaming the person.

I wanted to say I was sorry, but I could only manage a blameology.

customer: I wish I had been told my product was ready for pick-up two weeks ago.

sales clerk: I am sorry you didn't call to check on the order's status. We have been looking at it for a month.

by jbird54 April 26, 2011

blamebang

A gangbang of blame. When multiple vendors, usually 3 or more, engage in repeated finger pointing and blame games to avoid accepting responsibility for a single willing customers problem.

This is turning into a blamebang

by aspiringarc February 23, 2015