feels like im pissing razor blades

You are hurt very badly; in a deep state of depression.

Wow, Trevor, after getting dumped by a girlfreind and being fired from my job, it feels like im pissing razor blades.

by name your November 15, 2007

Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.

"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."

by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007

Blade eater

1. A person who likes to suck d*ick just for fun, not necessarily for gay reasons.

2. Someone who's always fucking around doing whatever comes to mind.

I don't like joining my friends Discord server, there's so many blade eaters lately.

by Larry Capucha March 24, 2023

Stellar Blade

A mediocre hack-and-slash game set in a post-alien invasion apocalypse. It would've flown under the radar if not for a horde of disingenuous sockfuckers who attempted to hijack the game and weaponize its main character into an act of revenge porn against women in gaming circles.

"God, this is the fourth time today you've yapped about Stellar Blade. Don't you play any other game? And what the hell's that smell!?"

by Intelligence001 April 7, 2025

Blubber Blades

when a woman has too much fat in her shoulder blade area and the back area just beneath. Especially noticable when a woman has turned her torso.

Colette's rack is smokin' but whoa! go behind her and check out those blubber blades.

by CatchAll January 16, 2009

pull a blade on

To threaten someone in an aggressive way, it usually involves a knife.

To avoid that the guys continued treating him like that, he pull a blade on them.

by Groggy January 10, 2017

blade range

1) Personal space. 2) The 3 foot area immediately surrounding one's person. 3) The area in which you donot allow blades. 4) The general viscinity in which blades feel most comfortable.

I had to slap your boy out of blade range, he was testing my manhood

by Clancy January 20, 2004