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bible joint

when you smoke a joint using a page of the bible as rolling paper
man...i smoked the best bible joint last night.
by juliusceaser April 24, 2010
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Bieble

The book of everything about Justin Bieber, or in short, the Bieber bible all in one combined word. Only crazy JB fans will look at this word and not be tortured by its existence.
Justin Bieber fan: OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE JUSTIN BIEBER'S NEW HAIRCUT!?!?!?!? HE LOOKS SOOO HAWT!!!

*More JB fans chatter away about everything Justin Bieber*

Random Guy: Wow, these girls are insane.

Other Guy: Yeah, they must read the Bieble.
by RockYourFuzzySocks April 9, 2011
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bible

The most controversial book ever. Some people find truth and happiness, some people hate it, and others kill because of it.
The Bible is what you make it.
by _culture_ November 11, 2008
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Bible-babble

Using large mountains of incomprehensible Bible quotes, quoted out of context and cherry-picked to try and support an argument. You see Bible-babblers in a dog-collar every Sunday, preaching and cherry-picking at church.
"Stone gays and Jews; kill the Satanic non-believers, for it is said in the holy book, 'Thou shalt smite these douchebags'!"
"Dude ... stop with the inane Bible-babble and get a life."
by Futile Crush May 20, 2010
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Bible bad

Something explicitly condemned by the Bible, such as incest, rape, murder, or doing the sackwag.
"I did something awful and I am not sure that I should tell you..."

"Are we talking bad, or Bible bad!?!"

"Naw, just regular kind."

"Whew! you had me going there for a second!"
by Austin Schertz for Jank Box February 6, 2009
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Biblegasm

Feeling experienced when someone of the Christian religion sees a particularly awe-inspiring Bible verse.
I read John 8:32 last night, I nearly had a Biblegasm.
by Special P May 4, 2009
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Bible Burner

1. Someone who burns a bible
2. Someone who criticises the bible and christianity
3. Someone who denies the existence of god and Satan
Robby: All what the bible does is lie and i'm going to burn it off
Owen: Wow, Robby. You're one angry Bible Burner
by Porg009 October 6, 2018
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