I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

by the putman August 22, 2009

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St. Brother André CHS

a shit school that has been alive since like the Elizabethan Era, the uniform is uncomfortable af and the teacher enforce the dress code by putting up dumbass posters in the halls. The cafeteria smells like actual butthole and is just disgusting cuz the janitors barely wipe the tables. Everyone thinks they are the shit and white people there say the n-word FOR NO FUCKING REASON. There’s like maybe 5 nice teachers and the rest have a stick up their ass. The washrooms smell like shit and there’s always tampons on the ground in he girls washroom. They force us to take religion, and yeah it’s a no from me. Oh and you get in trouble for getting UberEats like tf. Oh and everyone is a fucking druggie, and all the AP people are snitches.

Guy: I’ve had the most shitty day
Girl: do you go to St. Brother André CHS ?
Guy: yeah

Girl: figures

by mydingaling January 8, 2019

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brotherin

1.The act of being a bro,a close friend. 2. a family member,or someone who is like a family member to you.

Hey brotherin,whats happening today?

by Hurricanek7 August 17, 2006

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O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Great movie with George Clooney, John Turturro, Tim Blake Nelsn, etc. Adventure of a few bumbling hick crooks becoming famous musicians.

Last night, I watched the movie "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"

by Traveling Bob July 30, 2006

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Cherry Bomb Broth

The liquid that blasts from your ass the next day after a night of partying and consuming a minimum of 6-8 Cherry Bombs (vodka and Red Bull) at your favorite bar.

Leroy went out partying and consumed 9 Cherry Bombs during the course of the evening at the local bar. He paid the price the next morning when he sat on the toilet and exploded a Cherry Bomb Broth.

by Eaton Holgoode June 22, 2009

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brother

Someone you love and respect. A brother doesn't have to be a blood-related sibling.
Coming from a guys perspective in the Midwest, it is not often when a friend, relative or acquaintance calls me "brother", "bro" "brotha" or "broseph". Calling someone any of the those words is exactly like saying "I have positive feelings for you, and I love you, man." In a heterosexual, your-my friend-and-I-respect-you way.
For example, over the past year, the only time I called an acquaintance "brother, "bro" or "brotha" was when when I liked them, and thought of them as somebody pretty much love (for who they are)

Seth: "Happy birthday, brother."
Jared: "Thanks"
Seth referred to Jared as "brother" because he loves him like a brother, even though they are not related.

by Jimmy P Ballgame December 28, 2008

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