professional bencher

Refers to any player who play team sports ( such as basketball, football, etc...) but sit on the bench for most of the time.

That dude is a real professional bencher , because he keep shooting airballs.

Bruh, that dude can't even run 10 yards with the ball, what a professional bencher

by quan267 June 2, 2016

spanking bench

a bench for women and men to lie down in order to receive some sexual spanking

My husband tied me to the spanking bench and used the spanking paddle until my ass was flaming red.

by hxrnyslxt April 12, 2021

Peach on the beech

To bear your behind on the beech particilarly if it gets sun burned

Look at that chap what a peach on the beech

by LondonTwonnock November 26, 2016

you a bench

when a five year old swears

(in kindergarten)
why Mrs. Kelly did you give me a c- ya know you a bench.

by Yosniel December 22, 2017

A Kaulia Bench

A bench with no legs, basically a plank on the ground.

That’s not a plank, it’s a Kaulia Bench.

by Anonymous Citizen September 22, 2020

Belt for bench

People who need a belt for bench press are the same people who get their full routine from tictok or Instagram. They struggle to comprehend normal human behaviour and cannot hold a conversation without mentioning the ‘Benifits’ of using the belt, and part-take in no fap.

Look at this twat using a belt for bench press.

by Caught lacking in gym November 25, 2020

clear the benches

When baseball players from both teams leave the dugout to fight each other.

Both teams clear the benches after the batter got beaned by a wild pitch.

by Noblewolf797 April 3, 2021