Beef Pickle

1. A slang term for penis, in the same spirit as johnson, meat missile, etc. This term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.

2. A term describing a penis that has taken on a pungent vinegar odor, similar to the scent of pickle brine.

After a 3-day camping trip without showers, she could smell my ripe beef pickle through my shorts.

by BunzAndWeenies.com September 14, 2011

Scratch the beef

To rub out a nasty (either for yourself or someone else.) Usually implies homesexuality in prison.

I aint touch your hand even if you just scratch the beef. - DMX

by whofuckingcares December 27, 2009

bloody beef

A penis after sexual intercourse with a menstruating woman

Jane stated, "We can't, I am on my period."
Luke replied, "I don't mind a little bloody beef."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

Beef Stamp

The female equivalent of the tea bag. A female places her labia on the forehead of another person. Extra points for a suction sound while pulling away.

Jill totally beef stamped Jack after he passed out.

by UWishSkank August 25, 2008

Beef Boy

A man addicted to beef products. Generally prances in a speedo.

Did you see beef boy sunbathing in that clear vinyl mesh bannana hammock?

by Buff Nick May 16, 2007

Beef Queef

A queef that's sloppy like beef gravy.

She let our a juicy beef queef.

by Jamie&Ashley February 11, 2003

Beef Cloud

It is best used when saying that someone is extremly upset.

person 1 - hey fuck you, you fucking myate.

person 2 - oh so what you on that beef cloud?

by xbrx December 18, 2009