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Simple Bastard
The village idiot, town drunk, or rides his bike everywhere guy that every town has. Has been known to wave at times, but usually concentrating on something more important like his bag of cans. Multiple DWI's have left the bike as his only method of transportation
Simple Bastard by heynow_1 July 25, 2010
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3 year bastard
Someone who fails the first year of college/Sixth form and as a result have to do another year just to complete their 2 year course.
A 3 year bastard is the pinnacle of time wasting and no matter how far you go in life you basically died one year earlier than you should have.
In some circumstances choosing to do another year to complete a course you didn't know you wanted to do until the end of your first year can be included in the definition of 3 year bastardry.
A 3 year bastard is the pinnacle of time wasting and no matter how far you go in life you basically died one year earlier than you should have.
In some circumstances choosing to do another year to complete a course you didn't know you wanted to do until the end of your first year can be included in the definition of 3 year bastardry.
Adam: Hey, you going uni next year?
Chaperzz: Nah, man I need to complete chemistry A level.
Adam: What!? You 3 year bastard.
Chaperzz: Nah, man I need to complete chemistry A level.
Adam: What!? You 3 year bastard.
3 year bastard by Lycatel July 9, 2010
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Veiny Bastard
A sperm filled dick that has been primed for ejaculation onto/into, preferably, the face, tits, back, armpits, ass, or vagina.
Veiny Bastard by The Digg February 27, 2008
basic bastard
This is your stereotypical Macklemore styled hair guy. His sense of entitlement is what you will usually first notice. He thinks he is a "nice guy" who girlfriend zones every women he meets thinking that she owes him sex. If you turn him down he will usually state how much of a nice guy he is and what a bitch you are being for not fucking him.
The dead give away is when he refers to a women as a 'basic bitch" even though he is the most basic bastard ever.
The dead give away is when he refers to a women as a 'basic bitch" even though he is the most basic bastard ever.
basic bastard by sverige March 30, 2015