Baseball Bat

An obnoxious and unforgivably large erection that's impossible to hide in any pair of pants. If you want to walk with a baseball bat, you have to use the old hand-in-pocket trick to hold it down.

- "Hey, man. Why'd you need to stay after class?"
- "I had a baseball bat. Needed to wait it out..."

by Yevs October 14, 2011

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Barse

1. The region between a man's ballsack and his arse.

1. Man have you seen Rhona's pimply barse? It's got tentacles and it's always oozing and suppurating. Apart from those flaky bits. It's a festering mess down there.

by ladladboiboi September 14, 2010

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meaning "drop" or "fall", or also used as baisser, meaning "to lean down or lean over." It does not mean "fuck," as seen in baise, which is also mispelled. Used with "toi," the word creates a command to someone to bend over to later engage in sex that has the connection of a sexual refrence, to which the word "fuck" must have been incorrectly interpreted by others.

Baisse-toi!
(Bend over!)

by T.S.F.M. January 21, 2005

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Vampire-Based Programming

Television shows that prominently feature vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural beings. Includes, but is not limited to, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel". Used to denote such programs without violating copyright or intellectual property rights. Abbreviated "VBP".

Did you see what happened on Vampire-Based Programming last night?

Rimmi was crestfallen because VBP was pre-empted for a presidential address.

by Pharaoh Mobius December 9, 2003

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