barness

when a man is whipped so bad by a girlfriend that he doesnt even want to hang out with his good friends anymore and talks about how he loves his girlfriend.

Man!! I was hanging out with joey the other day and at 2 a.m. he wanted to leave and go see lili. WHAT A BARNESS!!!

by willy mayeri September 19, 2006

Chris Barnes

To cover a song in a totally unacceptable vocal style.

Dude, you just Chris Barnes'ed that song!

by Dasher10 January 13, 2009

Barneyhead

When an individual compulsively hooks up with her co-workers.

They used to call my sister a blockhead until she started working at Barney's. Now she's a Barneyhead . . . for obvious reasons.

by Shermanatrix January 29, 2007

barney

A Barney is a slang term for a yuppie or other newcomer. It's origin is from Sommerville, MA USA

Look at the Barney who just moved into the old schoolhouse. Complete with Saab and a Nantucket sticker on it, too.

by plt3012 September 9, 2006

Barney

It means you're in trouble. Like Barney Rubble (rhymes with trouble). I heard this first said by Don Cheadle in the recent Ocean's 11 remake.

If we can't get that pinch we're all in Barney.

by Senator Chisholm July 24, 2004

barnes

"it's like a replacement for fuck. it's showing a sense of suprise...."R.J.R

shows people the shock that the user of the word feels...

..OMFG,what the barnes!

by LLama12425 October 30, 2007

Barnesy

A slang term for anal sex. Taken from ex-Liverpool and England Footballer John Barnes who for the Official England 1982 World Cup anthem with New Order performed a rap which said "to unlock the defence you have to get round the back"

Alright dude went out on a date last night. You never guess what? Only went back to her's and she let me barnesy her.

by Alex John Cook December 14, 2008