Barber Pole

Wrap a Twizzler around your dick. Make your ugly girlfriend blow you while you shave her head. Pull out and cum on her face. While your four closest friends sing a capella, shave her moustache.

I picked up a pack of Twizzlers and called Fred, David, John and Santiago over to my place Friday night because I knew I was going to give Sally a barber pole.

by 4Tay January 30, 2009

Doing a barber

To be lazy and oversleep to miss/nearly miss an important event.

"Yo bitches, where is james?"

"That motherfucker did a barber this morning."

by Windus May 20, 2005

Starving Barber

A sexual act in which the giver munches on the pubes, forcibly ripping them out with his/her teeth.

"Bro, what's up?"
"Man, my girl pulled the starving barber last night."
"Shit son, you should always keep it trimmed."

by slabberjabber April 25, 2010

barber the door

Done in an office setting where one takes their desk (specifically one that has a hutch attached to it), bookcase, other office furniture and places it in front of the office door so that they can't be seen from the hallway without entering ones office.

Dan: Hey did you see what Mike did in his office? I'm going to barber the door in mine as well so I can take naps and no one will know.

by vbjas October 3, 2007

Barbera Ann

When spoken quickly sounds like "bobberann", slang term for a girl who is known to perform oral sex willingly.

Susie got to be well-known around school as a Barbera Ann, because she woukd rather give head, than fuck, because she was saving herself for her future husband.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

Barbecue Brisket

Brisket is a cut of meat from the breast or lower chest of beef or veal. The beef brisket is one of the eight beef primal cuts. The brisket muscles include the superficial and deep pectorals. As cattle do not have collar bones, these muscles support about 60% of the body weight of standing/moving cattle. This requires a significant amount of connective tissue, so the resulting meat must be cooked correctly to tenderize the connective tissue. It also tends to be prepared by fathers, or pep peps.

Geez Tony, your dad's barbecue brisket is amazing!

by kingofpoptarts June 6, 2011

Babedge

A very hot/attractive man or woman.

1. That girl/guy is major babedge

by ZeroToMillions November 29, 2011