Badonkadonkey

A girl that when at first glance, and viewed from afar, appears to have a sweet ass and tig ol' bitties, but upon closer inspection turns out to have a jacked-up donkey face.

Yo, that girl is a badonkadonkey but she's got a phat ass booty!

by MtnRyan July 22, 2012

Badooched

When somebody rolls you big time! like when you get your ass handed to you in a card game, or on the basketball court, or you've been shafted or had your ass handed to you.

Poker Game:
Jim: what have you got? I got three 10's
Cam: I got four Aces!!!
Jim: absolutely Badooched!!!

by camrok September 6, 2013

Badoodoe

Code word for anal sex, so others don't know what you are talking about.

The wife and I had Badoodoe last night

by Unchastegreg February 3, 2014

Badonkahonk

A person (usually a girl) who is annoying and we'll get on your nerves most of the time. They will crush on many guys and will get many boyfriends in one week

Guy friend: hey that badonkahonk like me

You: I feel bad for you I hate her

by Tropical 69$ December 27, 2014

badonkadonk

a tank which one can buy on amazon

I am an acquisitions officer for an artillery unit in the Russian Army. Since mafia hooligans stole all of our equipment to sell to Kyrgyzstani rebels, we have been looking for a low-cost alternative to the T-80 Main Battle Tank. After successful trials at a facility in Moscow, this so-called "Badonkadonk" was approved for use in the Chechen theatre. Initial reports were favorable, but then somebody noticed that the tank lacked a cannon, treads, and armor, and possessed the engine of an electric bicycle. It did, however, have an excellent audio system, but this failed to compensate for its disappointing 100% mortality rate. Recommended only for use against Lithuanians.

by Kick@$$er July 19, 2016

Badonkulars

Sounds like "Binoculars". Like Beer Goggles for staring at a woman's ass, typically a chick with a flat or weird shaped ass, that looks amazing when drunk.

Dude 1: "bro you were grabbing flatty Maddie last night!"

Dude 2: "I don't give a flying fuck, I saw her with my badonkulars on!!"

by Metal Warlock July 22, 2016

badoobied

Being so fried and or drunk

Damn the el I just smoked got me badoobied bruh

by Ansnfnnf June 1, 2017