backdoor enlightenment

1.
percieved enlightenment
obtained through methods
that dont neccessarily deliver
the productivity of enlightenment

2.
shortcut to enlightenment
(an oxymoron as one cancels out the latter)

(as in.. he may think that hes figured it out living inside his acid trip
but no real progress has been made as he is still attached to the one plane- he percieves to be "it")

ex: "Ive seen many suffer the illusions of backdoor enlightenment in the psytrance scene."

by maria mouk April 20, 2006

Backdoor fun-baggin

The act of one or more nude men bending over while straight-legged, while another man kneals behind the man (or men) previously mentioned, and furiously fondles the first mans scrodum and penis while singing the blues.

Hey Uncle Randy!! Get your white ass over here were backdoor fun-baggin it!!

by the tip tickler November 12, 2012

The Backboard

(n.) The process of slamming your partner's head against the backboard of your bed, so as to knock him/her out.

So I was having sex with my girlfriend, and it was so awkward, because she woke up, but it was cool, I gave her the backboard and it all worked out.

by Shoeless October 17, 2005

Spanish double-backhander shasty

A squatting position when one has both arms stretched around the back of the thighs, thumbs facing the person performing the S-D-B shasty.

The boys saw a great looking girl on the beach, he quickly reached down and performed a public Spanish double-backhander shasty.

by Cannot June 19, 2008

Backdoor Bindi Blowout

The Backdoor Bindi is a preferred interest in the field of anal sex, consisting of an enrtrance to the lovely "back door" by way of penile instrument, then pulling out so your unsuspecting "lover" (i dont know who would love this)thinks you are going to unload on her anxious facial expression only to recieve a downward slap with the dirty dong right in the middle of her forehead, next, in the moment of her confused astonishment you squirt your kiddy river into her mouth so she cannot ask you why you would do such a thing.

"I was having anal sex with this lovely young lady and upon my "arrival" I was going to release onto her face and something compelled me to smack her forehead with my ceptor of love, leaving a brownish spot on her forehead, before she could comment I bombarded her mouth with my ceptor's wrath. I will remember her always as the Backdoor Bindi Blowout."

by The Gatekeeper December 17, 2006

backdoor bandit

An alcoholic drink containing Gin, Vodka, Triple sec, Tequila, and Southern Comfort + Coke. Basically a Long Island Iced tea with SoCo instead of Rum. Named the "backdoor bandit" because after drinking a few of them, the drinker has the tendency to enter "accidentally" through their girl's "backdoor" during late night fornication sessions.

"Ryan, how many backdoor bandits have you had tonight?"
-"I don't know man, but I do know that I'll be knocking on you-know-who's backdoor later."

by lmstbh June 14, 2010

backroom

the place in the back of a building where you go to fuck someone or where you get raped

christie did a threesome in the backroom at a party on new year's eve.

by kathryyeen April 4, 2009