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lazy blackbeard

The act of punching a parnter's eye while ejaculating on the chin. Very sinister move
That's one pirate we'll never forget
by Chupacabra June 15, 2003
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midnight black

The second coming in disguise. Known as the lord, or more lovingly, "Middy". they're known for their secret sparklefursexyanimebeast transformation "MIDNIGHTBLOOD BLACKFANG"! they're married to the gorgeous 500 lb "Heavy" Rain. they're known for their strong view of "guns don't kill!" and how they're the one to make the devil go running just with one striking glare...
"Have you heard of midnight black?"
"Midnight black?"
"DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION THE MIDNIGHT!"
by Midnight Black Worshipper August 6, 2015
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Bollock Black

Bollock black is when someone is at the darkest of angry. They have reached a certain depth of angry, so deep that they are black with anger.
Kallum: *makes immense noise*
Ollie: *chases Kallum in anger*
Kallum: “fuck! he’s bollock black now”
by Conorboiboss September 3, 2021
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the pot calling the kettle black

a situation in which one person criticizes another for a fault they have themselves
Ernie accused me of being selfish. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!
by [katie] November 12, 2006
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black lifeguard

Like a unicorn or Bigfoot a Black Lifeguard is an urban myth
They say a black lifeguard haunts these waters.
by Big Rob from PHX October 24, 2007
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blackadder

Blackadder (the comedy show) is genius, sheer unadulterated genius.

Blackadder II (the character) sums up all that is great about being English. Nasty, sarcastic, Euro-racist and doesn't suffer fools...
(During an archery practice)
Percy: Sorry I'm late.
Edmund (Blackadder): No, don't bother apologizing. I'm sorry you're alive.
Percy: Oh good, I see the target is ready. (Picks up the bow) I'd like to see the Spaniard who could make his way past me.
Edmund: Well, go to Spain. There are millions of them.
Percy: I'll advise them to stay there then. Keep their hands off our women.
Edmund: Oh God, who is she this time?
Percy: I don't know what you mean. Aah, ouch, aah. (Edmund succeeds in pilfering a letter from Percy)
Edmund: Aah, and who is Jane?
Percy: I'm sworn to secrecy. Torture me, kill me, you shall never know. Ooh, ouch... Jane Herrington. We're very much in love, my lord.
Edmund: This is the Jane Herrington?
Percy: Yes.
Edmund: Jane - bury-me-in-a-Y-shaped-coffin - Herrington.
Percy: I.., I think maybe there are two Jane Herringtons.
Edmund: No... Tall, blond, elegant?
Percy: Right, that's right.
Edmund: Goes like a privy door when the plague is in town? Come on, get on with your shot. You'll get over her... I did...
by Lord Flashheart November 6, 2006
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Blacktivity

Stuff exclusively black people do. No other ethnicity allowed.
Did you see Quashic wearing those basketball shorts under his regular clothes with boxers under that?

Yeah man that's definitely a blacktivity.
by shark hunter May 21, 2012
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