amateurcrastination

When someone puts off doing something for only a day or two; non-professional version of PROcrastination, which is when someone can put off doing things for weeks, months or even forever.

Bob's attempts at amateurcrastination, with respect to his rent, were often foiled by his landlord.

by Craig7 February 16, 2008

amateur status

1) Virginity

2) Ability to take part in amateur tournaments in the game of golf. It is lost upon receipt of money for either playing the game or coaching another player.

1) Hey, Joey! I heard you lost your amateur status with Lauren last night, congratulations!

Guy 1: Hey, how'd things go with that girl at the club last night?
Guy 2: Pretty good, but I didn't do anything to interfere with my amateur status.

2) Tiger Woods lost his amateur status long ago.

by Iacopus Caesar May 4, 2009

amaterasu

A move that Itachi uses that creates black fire that can burn through anything

Itachi uses amaterasu to burn through the frogs stomach that Jiraiya summoned around him

by jackthemexican June 20, 2007

the force awakens

a low budget Indie movie that will become a small cult classic in 17 years or so

Frank: Man the force awakens was such a cool movie!
Jim: Watching movies that no one has seen doesn't make you cool, Frank

by Hans Macgrueber May 2, 2016

awareness

Another word for intellegence used in the middle-class ghetto.

"He has very little awareness."
"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle June 24, 2005

amateur video

A video taken, most likely with a flip phone, while the phone is in upright posistion. So not only is the quality shit, but the video is really small and near useless. Mostly done by "amateurs with out a lick of common sense

Man": Check out this video!"
Woman: "why is it so crappy looking? "
Man:" 'cause you are a dumb bitch that cant even take an amateur video right"

by Atomic Ram Rod September 25, 2013

The rude awakening

slap soemone across the face with your penis

last night i give my girlfriend the rude awakening

by jako_and_adam May 15, 2007