Asdiel

Asdiel is the type of person that when you first meet him he is shy and quiet but soon realize he is a goofy nice and funny person but also has a bad temper, Asdiel is someone everyone knows one way or another for different reasons and everyone likes him for different reasons. Some find him annoying and some find him amazing, He is someone that over thinks a lot and is always stressing about something but never shows it, people think he is goofy but one deep conversation with him can change their whole perspective on him. He will never show he is scared no matter what situation he is put in and will always laugh in a serious situation. He is crazy and very dangerous when aggravated or when feels threatened,

That is what an Asdiel is, you want to be an Asdiel.

“I want to be an Asdiel”
“Asdiel is so cool”

by Staq May 27, 2019

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When one is so obsessed with the topic of ascension that they just end up looking and acting like a complete ass, usually by bragging about it, denying their inflated ego ignoring that their “spiritual journey” is nothing more than a mask used to cover up their quest to appear and feel like they’re above everyone, and other obnoxious behaviors. They regurgitate popular spiritual phrases like “love and light” and “namaste”, and post obnoxious memes in order to both validate and cover up their narcissistic douchebag behaviors.

“NewAgers don’t ascend, they asscend.”

“Ever since Becky got into spiritualism she’s been such a bitch. She’s asscended, alright.”

“Hopefully they snap out of it before the asscendsion takes over for good!”

“You’re assending and it’s scaring me!!”

by TreeSquidMcGee August 11, 2019

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