Alice the Goon

1.) A profoundly unattractive female member of a fictional aboriginal people called "the Goons," featured in the old "Popeye" cartoons. Alice had a squiggle for a mouth and a flowerpot for a hat, and wore a grass skirt, of sorts. She fancied Popeye as a love-interest, but Popeye wanted nothing to do with Alice, understandably. However, she was much larger and stronger than Popeye (when he was sans spinach, anyway), and she would pick him up and croon, in a robotic monotone, "I love Popeye. I love Popeye," while he struggled to get away.

2.) A term used to describe an unattractive female.

I swear, that lady who runs the hot dog stand is the original Alice the Goon.

Alice the Goon by Rod Brock July 29, 2006

Alice Syndrome 

A Syndrome where all the males of a group believe that a female (in said group), is far more desirable than she really is. The defining characteristic of this syndrome is that all the rest of the females (either being crazy or unattractive), make this particular female appear desirable. Alice Syndome specifically occurs in small groups where there is no outside competition from females. Alice syndrome is quite common and effects all clicks equally.

Friend 1: Don't you think Vanessa is hot?!
Friend 2: Hell yeah! She is so freaking hot! What do you think?
Friend 3: I think Vanessa is hotter than Katie, but Vanessa isn't that hot. You guys must have Alice Syndrome or something...

Alice Syndrome by The Turkish Pastery Chef September 11, 2009

Alice Cooper 

Shock rocker. Inspired Manson. Is so badass Chuck Norris checks his closet for him.

The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks his closet for Alice Cooper.

Alice Cooper by Save_UsMMIV February 25, 2009

Alice Springs 

Alice Springs, a lovely small town in the middle of Australia. It is known for uluru and it's desert.
For the tourist it is an amazing place.
to live there, is sh*t.
Aboriginals on the street drinking there goon and sniffing petrol, what a great place ay mate!
But seriously, alice springs, the place to be!

full of mad wanna be's who go around picking fights and doing drugs, yeah there pretty cool. Alice springs, get on it!

Let's go down the todd river in alice springs and drink some vb with the locals!

alice springs, where aborignals shit, piss, sleep and have sex on the street.

"what ya doing on the weekend" "oh nothing mate, remember, im from alice springs, nothing to do!

"gotta love gettin chased by noongas in alice springs"

Alice springs - stabbing capital of the world

Alice Springs by Jdmaczbruz May 31, 2012

Alice Ott Middle School 

A shitty middle school in Portland OR. The kids are dumb as fuck are always high and do nothing but have sex and do drugs. The teachers would rather be anywhere but there and it has the biggest assholes for principals who suspend you for the most minor things. The building is small as hell and all the kids have to squeeze through tiny hallways ment for 5 year olds. I hate Alice Ott.

I hate Alice Ott Middle School so much I wish it would burn with the principals in it so I can yell "DIE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!"

Alice Ott Middle School by dinosaurnuggets March 21, 2010

Alice Deejay 

A crazy singer in the dance genre of music. Very popular in the late ninties and early millenium. Hit singles are: 'I Can See It In Your Eyes' and 'Better Off Alone'. Her admiree's are that of the gino population in Toronto,Ontario,Canada.

Yo broooo this Alice Deejay sounds sick, especially when i play it in my Honda Integra! (typical gino's car in the late ninties - and the Honda Civic and Prelude)

Alice Deejay by some-random-gino October 18, 2008

Alice in wonderland 

1: A movie that is too trippy for a stoned person to watch
2: Leaves the watcher confused, lost and amazed

Alice in wonderland is horses that talk

Alice in wonderland by joefy67 March 13, 2010