Alexander

absolute retard

ALEXANDER, YOU ABSOLUTE RETARD

by TNTAnjou July 9, 2020

Alexander Gomez

Is just like a red sour patch Kid....hot & sexy.. he is sour then sweet...but he sticks around he doesnt just leave. can act like alittle kid sometimes but its cute :P
Tall and fit..likes to play sports especially soccer. Smart . he feels more then what he says. expresses his feelings by making fun of you, but knows how to make you feel better afterwards...can be really cheesy. likes how people react when they are surprised or scared...alexander is fun to hang around with...you dont get bored...and you feel an empty hole when he is gone..so once you have an alexander gomez do NOT let him get out of your life.......i love my Alexander Gomez :)

Alexander Gomez is the tape to your broken heart.....

by justme;) June 2, 2011

Alexandra

Alexandra, is someone who can only be defined as a goddess. She is flawless with her spicy booty. She is magnificent and can perform miracles with mascara. Usually she will have dazzling eye makeup to go with her spiffy style, but can become very jealous of another girl very easy, sometimes of even boys. Alexandra is expensive and can be dramatic at times, but usually is her usual organic, zippy self. This girl can drink a lot, loves drugs, and is gorgeous well she does all of this. She is someone who is upfront with everything, so if someone is pissing her off, she will go straight up to them and deck them in the face. Alexandra is enchanting, usually found passed out somewhere naked. She hates to be alone, and can stay wake with a friend no matter what. This is why Alexandra is the best friend anyone could ever have, she is the silly to my billy. ♥

P.s Unfortunately Alexandra likes to act too crazy sometimes resulting in her being sent to live in Bum-Fuck Nowhere, Alberta.

Melissa: hello miss Alexandra,

Alexandra: hola amigo
Melissa: have you had something to drink this afternoon?
Alexandra: its five o’clock somewhere,

:)

by billy♥ May 29, 2009

Alexandra/Alex

A beautiful girl with deep brown eyes. Very insecure about herself but has no reason to be. She is loved by most people, but also hated by a lot (usually due to jealousy). Biggest flirt, very talkative and always ends up the center of attention wiether she wants to be or not. She is an extremely caring person and when she is ready to settle down makes an amazing wife and mother, but in her younger years she is very reckless and is usually a lover of drugs and alcohol. Very passionate in bed and and open to try new things. Many guys fall in love with this girl because she's got the most fun loving personality. In her lifetime she will hurt a lot of guys but once you do get her you will never regret making her yours.

Girl: what does Alexandra/Alex think she's doing wearing that...

Guy: I don't know but I'm falling in love

by Hithereimababe888 February 28, 2015

Alexa

A smart, compassionate, and talented girl. She might seem shy at first, but once you get to know her, she is super hyper and talkative. She is great at singing, drawing, and most sports like basketball and cheerleading. She also likes playing the flute. Her hair is incredibly soft and her eyes are just so beautiful you can’t look away. If you have an Alexa, you are so lucky.

Person 1: Alexa is the most perfect girlfriend ever!
Person 2: I wish I had an Alexa!
Person 3: Me too!

by Random-person213709 November 21, 2018

alexandra kerry

John Kerry's daughter. She flashed the world when she wore a see through dress to the Cannes Film Festival.

Damn, did you see Kerry's daughter's titties?

by MacDaddio April 30, 2005

Alexander

Someone who is always there for you
Great kisser

Amazing singer

Best boyfriend in the world

Always knows what to say to make your day
Perfect smile

Sexy!

A guy who doesn't force u to do anything if you don't wanna

Alex is a guy that after u hang out with you can't stop smiling and can't wait till you can see him again

A guy who you can fall in love with easily

Friend:did u see Alexander or something

You:yessss!!! Why
Friend:cuz you can't stop smiling

by Babyyyy888888 February 19, 2015