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Agent jonesy

A man who has travelled galaxies trying to escape
My dog is like a agent jonesy he hasn't left my basement for years
by Teachers-names-endme January 1, 2024
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Wishful Agentism

The self-attained thought that occurs upon watching an action film and believing that you could emulate them lead character.
The films in question are ones in which one protagonist is going solo against the rest of the world (eg. The Bourne Trilogy, Shooter, Taken) whether that be the government, the law or the given enemy.
Effects can be long lasting.
Your friend: Man, you should not be getting in this deep.
You: Don't worry, I know how to run from the police.
Your friend: No you don't, you've just got wishful agentism.
by groovybill October 21, 2010
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Agent Smith

Anyone who say's they're "red-pilled" but doesn't know that The Matrix is a movie about being trans (and the process of transitioning) that was written by two trans women and the red pill itself is likely referencing Premarin (a common estrogen treatment in the 90's that comes in a red pill). Can also be used as "Smith."
Looks like Agent Smith started another podcast about how women don't like "nice guys." What a walking red flag.

Dude says something transphobic/misogynist/racist/wants a "debate" Ok, Smith, time to get blocked.
by anonymous March 6, 2023
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Multiverse agent magnet

Someone the multiverse agents are always after.
That guy/girl has been a multiverse agent magnet ever since he/she started trying to become the One.
by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
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Agented

A wanky IT consultant word meaning that a server has an agent installed upon it.
We can't get any performance metrics of that server. Is it agented?

Or

The boss says "I am off on leave, if you could get the whole IT estate agented before my return, you can keep your job".
by Rolf_G August 26, 2008
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Matrix Agent

Similar to a Non-Player-Character, a Matrix Agent is a person or persons who seem or act as though 'programmed' to respond or behave in scripted ways. Unlike an NPC, the Matrix Agent connotation implies some cognizant understanding of their simulated world, while nonetheless believing in that world and following their programming within it.
All of the people in that neighborhood seem like Matrix Agents.
by coopergraham November 6, 2023
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Directory user agent

DUA is instead of DIA

DIRECTORY.USER.AGENT.

We teach you how to use psychedelics safely!

instead of arresting the people microdosing and eating a mushroom pizza, we actually arrest the people abusing animals, women and kids, drunk driving, and hurting the planet.

Sorry DIA< DUA is takin’ the LOVE and future for the planet over!
Hello (goodbye?) DIA- This is the DIRECTORY USER AGENT (DUA) coming through!

How is our new product? ContinuAlly keep being a great beautiful citizen of your universe- and it is always provided for free!

Keep giving us feedback about what string of the product works best for your daily family’s needs- tax money is going to help the universe be at peace!

All DIA (gents) happily converted to DUA

The world is at PEACE 🌎
by hurleyrocks March 8, 2021
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