by Teachers-names-endme January 1, 2024
Get the Agent jonesymug. The self-attained thought that occurs upon watching an action film and believing that you could emulate them lead character.
The films in question are ones in which one protagonist is going solo against the rest of the world (eg. The Bourne Trilogy, Shooter, Taken) whether that be the government, the law or the given enemy.
Effects can be long lasting.
The films in question are ones in which one protagonist is going solo against the rest of the world (eg. The Bourne Trilogy, Shooter, Taken) whether that be the government, the law or the given enemy.
Effects can be long lasting.
Your friend: Man, you should not be getting in this deep.
You: Don't worry, I know how to run from the police.
Your friend: No you don't, you've just got wishful agentism.
You: Don't worry, I know how to run from the police.
Your friend: No you don't, you've just got wishful agentism.
by groovybill October 21, 2010
Get the Wishful Agentismmug. Anyone who say's they're "red-pilled" but doesn't know that The Matrix is a movie about being trans (and the process of transitioning) that was written by two trans women and the red pill itself is likely referencing Premarin (a common estrogen treatment in the 90's that comes in a red pill). Can also be used as "Smith."
Looks like Agent Smith started another podcast about how women don't like "nice guys." What a walking red flag.
Dude says something transphobic/misogynist/racist/wants a "debate" Ok, Smith, time to get blocked.
Dude says something transphobic/misogynist/racist/wants a "debate" Ok, Smith, time to get blocked.
by anonymous March 6, 2023
Get the Agent Smithmug. That guy/girl has been a multiverse agent magnet ever since he/she started trying to become the One.
by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
Get the Multiverse agent magnetmug. We can't get any performance metrics of that server. Is it agented?
Or
The boss says "I am off on leave, if you could get the whole IT estate agented before my return, you can keep your job".
Or
The boss says "I am off on leave, if you could get the whole IT estate agented before my return, you can keep your job".
by Rolf_G August 26, 2008
Get the Agentedmug. Similar to a Non-Player-Character, a Matrix Agent is a person or persons who seem or act as though 'programmed' to respond or behave in scripted ways. Unlike an NPC, the Matrix Agent connotation implies some cognizant understanding of their simulated world, while nonetheless believing in that world and following their programming within it.
by coopergraham November 6, 2023
Get the Matrix Agentmug. DUA is instead of DIA
DIRECTORY.USER.AGENT.
We teach you how to use psychedelics safely!
instead of arresting the people microdosing and eating a mushroom pizza, we actually arrest the people abusing animals, women and kids, drunk driving, and hurting the planet.
Sorry DIA< DUA is takin’ the LOVE and future for the planet over!
DIRECTORY.USER.AGENT.
We teach you how to use psychedelics safely!
instead of arresting the people microdosing and eating a mushroom pizza, we actually arrest the people abusing animals, women and kids, drunk driving, and hurting the planet.
Sorry DIA< DUA is takin’ the LOVE and future for the planet over!
Hello (goodbye?) DIA- This is the DIRECTORY USER AGENT (DUA) coming through!
How is our new product? ContinuAlly keep being a great beautiful citizen of your universe- and it is always provided for free!
Keep giving us feedback about what string of the product works best for your daily family’s needs- tax money is going to help the universe be at peace!
All DIA (gents) happily converted to DUA
The world is at PEACE 🌎
How is our new product? ContinuAlly keep being a great beautiful citizen of your universe- and it is always provided for free!
Keep giving us feedback about what string of the product works best for your daily family’s needs- tax money is going to help the universe be at peace!
All DIA (gents) happily converted to DUA
The world is at PEACE 🌎
by hurleyrocks March 8, 2021
Get the Directory user agentmug.