absoloute balls

when somethings shit

that bike is absoloute balls

by abssssloosudsh balls March 30, 2017

Absolute spice

A good looking lass/a fit lass

That lass looks absolute spice

by Absolute spice January 5, 2018

AbsoluteCUCKERY

When you witness a DENSE-ASS guy, miss all the "Hints" from a chick who is clearly into him.

Jamie: Yo, dude i saw Michelle talking to Andrew about coming over to have "fun" at her place, late at night
Frank: What did Andrew say about that?
Jamie: Dude, he said he would rather sleep at night then have fun
Frank: WOWWWW, now that's AbsoluteCUCKERY

by LiquongDaemingSwing March 14, 2018

absolute ape

Some on who acts like a retard and try a to be funny but makes retarded jokes. Most people that are absolute apes are Daniel Bailey, and people like him

Absolute ape is a person who is retarded

by JimmyJohmsSubs June 27, 2018

absolute lass

A all around good jolly lassie. She's got your back and is sassy as all hell. The abosulte package.

That Peyten is an absolute lass! I love being around her.

by Theabsoluteunit July 2, 2018

Absolute Peach

A term used to refer to an extremely good goal in football.

Messi with an absolute PEACH of a finish against Liverpool.

by WillyGG123 May 2, 2019

Absolute Virgin

Someone who would never in there life lose there virginity

I am esteban mcgraw the Absolute Virgin #vaginawhore #cringegod

by rna.bryan October 19, 2019