When a penis gets hard from merely being in the same vicinity as a woman, even when there is no sexual cue whatsoever.
Similar to the sensors in sci-fi movies getting set off when another space ship comes into range.
Similar to the sensors in sci-fi movies getting set off when another space ship comes into range.
She gave her boyfriend a hello hug at the restaurant. He covertly put her hand on his hard on. She laughed and said "proximity alert!"
by Vikyliz January 2, 2012
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by B-rizzle March 14, 2019
Get the Skirt alert 🚨 mug.When the MPAA(Motion Picture Association of America) and RIAA(Recording Industry Association of America) decided that a free open internet was the thing of the past and coordinated with ISP providers: Comcast, Verizon, Cablevision, Time Warner Cable, AT&T and others to act as Big Brother on your internet downloads.
Arthur: I just illegally downloaded the new Batman movie from Torrents and it looks amazing.
Greg: Dude your ISP Cablevision is going to slow down your bandwidth or terminate your account if you keep that up.
Arthur: Why?
Greg: Haven't your hear of the Six Strikes Copyright Alert System that allows your internet provider to monitor your downloads?
Greg: Dude your ISP Cablevision is going to slow down your bandwidth or terminate your account if you keep that up.
Arthur: Why?
Greg: Haven't your hear of the Six Strikes Copyright Alert System that allows your internet provider to monitor your downloads?
by Concerned User July 3, 2014
Get the Six Strikes Copyright Alert System mug.When the nigga "boy or girl" is super horny and it is cautious all you have to do is call out "HORNY NIGGAS ALERT" and know everyone that is around your area can stay safe from the horny zone
"Oh shit" says the nigga next to a horny nigga "HORNY NIGGA ALERT" says the nigga who wants everyone to be aware.
by Sugary Cookies March 1, 2021
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This word is used to describe the very endangered species found only in the caribbean. This type of animal normally resembles a large house rat or a minature donkey. They are normally short tempered animals which attack at random and are always in bad moods we warn all persons to approach with care- these self centred and egotistical little creatures are very dangerous....CAUTION. As aging progresses they go through a molting period where they they become increasingly unbearable as they begin to mutate into the the late stages where they then resemble nothing ever seen before it is a sight to behold and this type of horrid discription is not allowed on this site...
This word is used to describe the very endangered species found only in the caribbean. This type of animal normally resembles a large house rat or a minature donkey. They are normally short tempered animals which attack at random and are always in bad moods we warn all persons to approach with care- these self centred and egotistical little creatures are very dangerous....CAUTION. As aging progresses they go through a molting period where they they become increasingly unbearable as they begin to mutate into the the late stages where they then resemble nothing ever seen before it is a sight to behold and this type of horrid discription is not allowed on this site...
''Oh my God that boy looked like an Aleron''
''My mother killed an Aleron behind the stove yesturday''
''ahhhhhh that Aleron just bit me''
''When are they going to get rig of this Aleron infestation??''
''your moma looks like an Aleron''
''My mother killed an Aleron behind the stove yesturday''
''ahhhhhh that Aleron just bit me''
''When are they going to get rig of this Aleron infestation??''
''your moma looks like an Aleron''
by your moma and your grandmother February 16, 2009
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1. Random Politician: Amber Alerts at 3AM would be good for waging phycological terror on the citizenry!
1A. Some dictator: You sir, are a very bright man. You should be my heir!
2. An alert on phones or tv, by the county meant for helping progress to find children lost or abducted
1A. Some dictator: You sir, are a very bright man. You should be my heir!
2. An alert on phones or tv, by the county meant for helping progress to find children lost or abducted
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