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Alabama Seesaw

You lay flat on your back and have one of your sisters sit on your penis and another sister sit on your face. They must be facing each other to qualify as an Alabama Seesaw. If the sister on your penis is riding reverse cowboy, it is then called a Texas Teeter-Totter. Women must be your sisters.
Steve went home for his family reunion in Maryland and ended up as an Alabama Seesaw.
by Fudgie McGee November 25, 2011
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Alabama Tuna Melt

It’s a fucking fish sandwich with cheese and a blend of southern spices. You dirty internet perverts...
Me: I met up with this girl last night and we had an Alabama Tuna Melt.
Guy 2: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Me: Wha.. EW GROSS!! Not that crazy shit!! We shared a sandwich!! You sick fuck!
by .&:&3&83 March 18, 2019
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alabama fire dragon

When a woman is giving a man oral sex and he whispers something shocking in her ear such as "I have herpes" while the man is cumming wich causes the cum from the man to spew out the woman's nose. also see alaskan firedragon
John:"last night I gave this girl an alabama firedragon!"
Fred:"No way man!?!"
John:"Yeah, she hated it...it was still funny though"
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"I love giving alabama fire dragons."
by Mandara March 10, 2008
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Alabama Manicure

The faecal debris left under one's fingernails after a heavy fisting session
Jon wished he had worn latex gloves (or could stop biting his nails) as he realised he had an ALABAMA MANICURE shortly before vomiting
by MaximusMaurice August 3, 2007
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University of Alabama in Huntsville

(proper noun) 1: A university located in Huntsville, Alabama, which functions primary as a nerd farm and prides itself on its inability to cancel classes 2: Ugly girls 3: Complete boredom
(1) UAH Student 1: OMIGOD! It’s a hurricane, three tornadoes, and every building is on fire all at the same time! Run!
UAH Student 2 (demurring): Drat. The flying debris and collapsing structures will cause my delayed arrival to the exigent astrophysical biology exam occurring later today…

(2) That chick is so ugly she must go to UAH (the University of Alabama in Huntsville).

(3) UAH Student 1: Can you help me with this boring 10,000 question assignment regarding the solidification of nickel-based super alloys under the influence of various inert gases?
UAH Student 2: I'd rather kill myself.
by mr_brennan November 5, 2005
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Alabama Piledriver

The act of shoving both of ones hands up someone’s ass in order to reach the infinite pleasure gates in the center of a person. Then a quick tugging motion to fully disembowel the partner. Then you kiss the person and suck on their face hard enough to suck their intestines back into their body.
Imma give my ho an Alabama piledriver in Micky D’s.

My mom caught me while I was having an Alabama piledriver.
by Cat in the ass June 19, 2018
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Alabama Squeezebox

Coined from the animated film Rango, starring Johnny Depp, an Alabama Squeeze Box is when two men simultaneously perform bowel movements into both a woman's vagina and asshole.
"Hey chaps, lets do an Alabama Squeezebox on Susannah and then follow it up with some Space Dock Fondue!"

"I say, old fellow! That sound's positively delightful!"
by Serequel October 12, 2011
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