Sometimes when you go to Subway, you're too hungry for a six-inch sub, but not hungry enough for a footlong sandwich. That feeling you get once you've eaten the footlong sandwich when you should have just had the six-inch sub is known as Jared's Revenge.
"Oh man, I definitely should have got the six-inch Italian BMT, not this footlong Steak & Cheese... I've got a serious case of Jared's Revenge!"
by King Rustler, Bane of Jimmies May 28, 2012
Get the Jared's Revengemug. The Jewish version of an Uncle Tom. Based on Jared Kushner and his self-loathing brand of being Jewish.
by RNJD June 20, 2018
Get the uncle jaredmug. A pathetic drag queen. Obsessed with wet meat fetishes. Like it up the ass by a fat transsexual. Jared just all around sucks shit
by Quinnisdumb69 May 29, 2015
Get the Jaredmug. This is what they refer to as "the one who lusts for Aidan. Has been known to stalk and harrass small children at pre-schools also and a fan of large insertions.
Hey kid , you look like a young Aidan , wanna come back to my place and watch me stick this coke bottle in my ass??
by Habibqaqeqsqede December 13, 2004
Get the Jared Co.mug. by rhsstudent November 20, 2014
Get the Jared Hancemug. two lovebirds connected at the heart. Jared is a fuck boy and rachel is a innocent athlete. Jared is playing rachel hard but will some day realize his fault and they will get married and have 33 kids. <3
by blatehebla May 31, 2018
Get the Rachel + Jaredmug. team jared is a band from sydney,NS.It is 3 totally bitchin guys from sydney that were born to melt faces.
Dan,Den,and Ken a.k.a team jared will be the best band in the world someday.
Dan,Den,and Ken a.k.a team jared will be the best band in the world someday.
by kenneth123 December 15, 2008
Get the team jaredmug.