blues hammer

I reference to a shitty mainstream rock band being marketed as "authentic Blues" in the movie Ghost World.

When the music industry markets the same crappy mainstream music as part of another genre to give the impression that it is edgy or original.
Evanescence is not Goth. Evanescence is a total Blues Hammer when it comes to Gothic Rock.

Greenday is defiantly one of the original Blues Hammers of the fake punk genre.
by Jerk1333bc May 23, 2018
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hammer bat

presumably a crude mix between, obviously, a bat and a hammer, which would essentially have the same general function as either a bat or a hammer, with slight aesthetic variation.

also the last thing you want to see in your google feed when looking for help with a missing hammer.bat file.
Dennis: "Dude, check this out. Stay with me here, what if someone made a hammer... bat..."
Quincy: "Shut up, Dennis."
Dennis: "I'm gonna do it."

Google: "What? He actually did it? This deserves two full pages, at least."
4chan: "Shut up, Google."
Google: "Get a search bar."
4chan: "Never."
Steam: "Holy shit. You guys, someone actually made a hammer bat."
Troll: "Whoever is writing this needs to shut up."
Steam: "That is hilarious, who named this hammer.bat? You, James? You get a raise."

Quincy: "..."
Dennis: "Dude, I TOLD you. HAMMERBAT bro. hammer. bat."
Quincy: "Oh my GOD, and you're STILL talking about it."
Dennis: "hammerrrre batito."
Quincy: "Fuck you, dude, the hammer bat is still stupid."
Dennis: "Dude, you are so jealous! You're jealous of the hammer bat!"
Quincy: "No..."
Dennis: "Oh you're not jealous?"
Quincy: "Absolutely not!"
Dennis: "You're not jealous of the three pages in google when you type in hammer bat?"
Quincy: "Oh come on, you don't have to look it up now... Jesus."
Dennis: "Three pages. They call that a hat trick, son. A hammer bat trick... Patrick."
Quincy: "You can't even type, you typed in 'hammer.bat', you fool. You absolute fool!"
Dennis: "Oh my god, it's fine, Quincy, see? It still comes up with the hammer bat. Three pages, boys . Read 'em and weep."
Quincy: "Oh my god, shut UP, Dennis."
by hawkjames October 15, 2013
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Hebrew Hammer

The penis of a master Jew that has both girth and length.

-also known as the Jewish Junk and the Kosher Killer
Woah! Look ladies it's the Hebrew Hammer.

Hey whats up Hebrew Hammer?!
by TheHEBREWhammerHimself February 13, 2013
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shit hammered

Smitty got shit hamered over at Coles last night
by smitty September 18, 2003
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turd hammer

Typically a toddler that has filled his pants and then fell on his butt repeatedly resulting in a perfectly "hammered turd".
Hey Mikey..... How ya doing ya little turd hammer?
by renegade63x September 17, 2009
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pud hammer

Similar to a Turkey Slap in that it involves the slapping of an erect or semi-erect penis on the face, the Pud Hammer however is not bound by the sex of the receiving party. Where the Turkey slap is meant for a girlfriend, wife or other female partner sometimes for the pleasure of the receiver as well as the giver the Pud Hammer can be applied to anyone and is generally used as a form of punishment.
Adeel wouldn't stop talking so I held him down and administered the pud hammer to shut him up.
by MrPrefect July 22, 2006
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Jack-hammering

Fucking a broad with fast, rapid thrusts
Lisa needed a good old jack-hammering!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009
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