I walked in on my roommate sitting on the toilet hammering the beets. I wondered what the smacking was.
My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.
I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.
My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.
I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.
by Dick Onchin September 23, 2020
Get the Hammering the Beetsmug. He tore my house up with his pleasure hammer.
He put that pleasure hammer to my ass and I can’t walk today.
He put that pleasure hammer to my ass and I can’t walk today.
by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017
Get the Pleasure Hammermug. The penis of a master Jew that has both girth and length.
-also known as the Jewish Junk and the Kosher Killer
-also known as the Jewish Junk and the Kosher Killer
by TheHEBREWhammerHimself February 13, 2013
Get the Hebrew Hammermug. Similar to a Turkey Slap in that it involves the slapping of an erect or semi-erect penis on the face, the Pud Hammer however is not bound by the sex of the receiving party. Where the Turkey slap is meant for a girlfriend, wife or other female partner sometimes for the pleasure of the receiver as well as the giver the Pud Hammer can be applied to anyone and is generally used as a form of punishment.
by MrPrefect July 22, 2006
Get the pud hammermug. Typically a toddler that has filled his pants and then fell on his butt repeatedly resulting in a perfectly "hammered turd".
by renegade63x September 18, 2009
Get the turd hammermug. by smitty September 17, 2003
Get the shit hammeredmug. by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009
Get the Jack-hammeringmug.