October 9th

National Kiss a wall day.

ever wanna kiss a wall you preverted weirdo? well heres the day to do it and you cant get in trouble. have fun

October 9th is national kiss a wall day.

*kisses wall*

"...what the hell?"

"Its october 9th. national kiss a wall day!"

by Urmomsleg October 9, 2022

may 9th

if it’s may 9th you have a free pass to see all the titties you just show the girls this and u see them titties boys

boy: it’s may 9th

girl: yeah so what?
boy: *shows her this*
girl: *sends tits*

by see them titties May 9, 2021

May 9th

The day the best people are born. If you are born on this day, you are amazing and that's a fact.

"Did you know Rue was born on May 9th?"
"Ohh... that makes sense, she's like the coolest person ever."

by mltstrk May 8, 2020

July 9th

National Josh is fucking day

Omg it’s July 9th. Time to fuck

by Liljosh July 9, 2023

October 9th

October 9th Is international tall partner has to flirt with short partner day

“Haha you have to flirt with your short partner bc it’s October 9th!!!”

by I am a joke. October 9, 2022

November 9th

November 9th is National Date Your Best Friend Day.

Best Friend #1: Dude, it's November 9th, let's date.
Best Friend #2: Oh sure.

by 302averagewhitekid November 3, 2019

9th Of August Night

The 9th of August Night or better known as early night day is a day where individuals goon instead of going to shit parties and then go to bed early.

Dylan: “Hey Blake, wanna pull a 9th of August Night to miss benno’s party?”

Blake: “Hell yeah that party is gonna shit, I can’t wait to stay home and goon and go to bed early”

by T-Royrex July 27, 2025