chode

A small, fat penis that is as long as it is wide. People reffered to as "chodes" often are fat. This is a big insult to male and female alike.

"Emma you are such a Chode McChoderson!"

by Alex McChoderson May 1, 2005

Chode

penis that is hard to wank

matthew cull has one of these, genuine chode dick

by whora masters September 5, 2009

Chode

a person with a little penis

edgard has a tiny chode

by Savage December 23, 2002

chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Usually put in pimply,bloody pussy's.

Brendan popped nikkis cherry with that chode

by jack December 9, 2002

chode

A penis which has a greater width than it does length, although contrary to popular opinion, a chode cannot exist, the word is simply used to mockingly define a penis which is short and fat, see stumpy

"wow, that is one chodey chode"

by hex_ten August 21, 2006

chode

Chode, sometimes spelled choad.

1. A short, stubby penis.

2. Fecal matter clinging to an animal's rear.

3. The perineum.

1. OMG my gay lover has a chode like a cheese wheel LOLOLOL!!!!1

2. Chode encounters of the turd kind!!

3. Please do not spank my chode with a fly swatter.

by JohnnyBJs August 27, 2006

Chode

A penis that has the dimensions of a hamburger.

My Asian friend Kevin has the Chinese curse, because he has a chode.

by Anus October 24, 2004