tequila tits

When a Mexican shoots cum onto your tits, then rims it with salt, and adds a lime. Screaming Ariba the entire time.

Hey Carlos I am going to tequila tits her

by AK_Reaper April 25, 2017

tit time

That time when you feel a twitch so your missus shows you her tits, because they are awesome.

"Hey Jordon, its 22:10, you know what that means, tit time!"

by TJaldro69 May 4, 2017

tit neck

A tit looking bump on your neck

That tit neck you have can start to swell right?

by Kbballin05 May 7, 2017

top tit twister

having sex so fast that her titty twists

yoo... sorry for pulling the top tit twister on you last night

by tit maniac May 22, 2017

Latent Tits

A hidden set of milk jugs a woman has from birth, which transform from A-Cups to D-Cups over the course of the summer or a random weekend. They appear all of a sudden, as if they've always been there.

Are you wondering where your tits are? Well guess what? Your latent tits have been inside you all along.

by Niger Tits May 24, 2017

Tits up theatrics

"Tits up theatrics" - A technique of photography limited to the top half of the breasts and face designed to distract from a weight problem.

"Did you check my girls friend on Facebook? She's says you cute, you in?" ...."I did man, I'm going to pass, just a whole lot of tits up theatrics"

by Madness as a boy May 31, 2017

cunt on my tit

A phrase to express anger or defeat.

Jamaal: The warriors just blew their 3-1 lead.

Tyrone: Cunt on my tit

by JustYou'reAverageNigger June 16, 2017