My life is in the hands of an idiot

No, no, no, no, no, no. Two idiots.

“My life is in the hands of an idiot.”
“No, no, no, no, no, no. Two idiots.”

My life is in the hands of an idiot by Dordobolong March 30, 2021

Extraphysical Life 

Extraphysical Life is a term used to refer to life forms that exist at extraphysical level or can exist at extraphysical level, the main common idea of extraphysical life is the idea of extraphysical intelligence, that's the idea there are intelligent life forms at extraphysical level, the main common idea of extraphysical life and extraphysical intelligence are spiritual beings and gods, but does not excluding the idea that animals and even microbe-like and bacteria-like life forms can exist at extraphysical level.

"My study about extraphysical life and extraphysical intelligence is just amazing, I have also wrote the need of humanity to develop areas such as deistology and technodeism to search for those life forms, or even modify deistology and technodeism to turn them more accepted to the idea of search for extraphysical life and extraphysical intelligence as well."

Extraphysical Life by Full Monteirism April 10, 2021

No-Life

SCPDavid#5740
Dared me to make him the definition of No-Life so here you go

HEY NO-LIFE GET OUTTA YO DAMN ROOM

No-Life by OhHeyLookAPotato May 10, 2021

Bin-Life 

“Bin-Life” is slang for the lifestyle of a grain bin builder. Aside from home life, the life of a bin builder is on the road with a crew of builders that become a separate family and the food you eat depends on the closest town from your jobsite. The friends you make are only temporary and the motels you stay in are the cheapest the boss can find. There’s “home-life” but on the road it’s “bin-life”.

I love my kids and my wife but they barely see me because I’m all about that “bin-life”.

Bin-Life by TwiztedSnowman July 18, 2021

The Life Beams

When you're high, if you EVER feel "The Life Beams" you have an extremely tiny penis.

"BRO I FEEL THE LIFE BEAMS" -- "Cunt, you have a tiny penis"

The Life Beams by Weed Genie September 4, 2021

Extraterrestial life

Life that is outside of earth/Our galaxy.

Person 1: Hey, Did you hear about the Extraterrestial Life that landed here a few days ago
Person 2: If you mean "Aliens" then yes.
Person 1: Same thing.

Extraterrestial life by thatnerdkid September 9, 2021

your life 

non existent entity

your life

your life by fingerless_gloves October 28, 2021