Pre-game Shitual

A pre-game shitual is in fact the "ritual" of relieving one's self of inner frustrations and nervous feelings before a sporting event, in order to have a quality performance without doing the butthole dance. Usually taken in the form of a massive and satisfying dump.

John: Hey James, you coming out to the kick around before tonight's big soccer game?
James: Nah man, I have to take my pre-game shitual so I'll play to my top potential...and I had taco bell today.
John: Ah yes, it's always good to avoid the butthole dance during gametime.
James: Indeed my friend, indeed.

by nathanb33 August 22, 2011

game boy booty

that type of butt that's so tiny it's hand held like a game boy

I was with a girl last night and we were making out and i was goin for the gold tryin 2 grab a piece of that when i realized she had a game boy booty so i could easily fit all of that in my hands

by Jonny Rancid April 25, 2014

Fuck Ass Game

H1Z1

Ted:"Hey do you want to play H1Z1?"
Rick: " i dont wanna play that fuck ass game"

by Nude For Nude November 27, 2016

Sum Najo Game

Term coined for an interaction between two persons in a game situation, where one party is repeatedly the winner. This game is unlike any other dominance solvable two person game because of the fact that it is not a game, in any sense of the word. What makes it a game is the psychological condition of the ‘winning’ player. Due to their unstable nature, the player constantly needs to feel like he is ‘winning,’ even in the most uncompetitive acts like drinking coffee, or watching a play. This feeling could be aggravated if the player has a very attractive parent, and feels the need to prove him/herself constantly. As the game and the win both exist only in the aforementioned player’s psyche, he ends up actually ‘losing’ to those around him. The only way currently known to ‘beat’ such a player is to get his sleeve caught in a door handle. Watching the player flounder around and lose train of thought finally deflates the player, and proves to be hugely satisfying to the wrongly victimized party. This type of psychological mindset is supposed to originate in humans from close interaction with the rodent Najamus Haiderus, who, unsurprisingly, lives life through a string of unsuccessful social interactions.

"Hi Najam what's up?"
"You suck. I win!"
"But I ju-"
"I said I win!"

by Najam December 24, 2004

zeeks comics and games

the cool place to hang out, also run by the biggest cool guy you will ever meet. often calls his employees weiners and finds ways to have fun. seems like a great place!

- anyone who goes here is a total (Zeekster)
Most nerds tend to be lewered here like a child chasing a preditor, offering candy in a white van.
- does not carry power rangers :/
- has great gaming room!
- has awesome employees! - very polite for young men
- has addicting plastic, cardboard, and colorful paper!

Bro, are you a Zeekster? cuz you gotta check out zeeks comics and games!

by Zeekster4life November 4, 2021

The better gaming chair

Term where someone instead of saying there better says the have the better gaming chair as a joke

Bro your ass get good

Nah you just have the better gaming chair

by Welive123 September 23, 2023

steezy whip game

A culmination of wheels, or charm in getting girls. This term only applied to guys. You must also have tender salad, sick flow or nice hair. You can give yourself the title of having "steezy whip game' but you must believe that you have the criteria. You must also have some confidence in yourself to attain this high honour.

Rick: You have sick flow today bud.
Phillip: It's my steezy whip game bud.

by rubbernose94 October 27, 2011